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Oh you poor thing. GK, stop sending him your Nunavut callers!
I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09
Now, imagine the next 5 minutes of moaning "ooooeeeehhh"s, and him referring me at the end as a "nice young lad, the type I like".
It could be worse. You could deal with a creep like this in person. A perfect example of this would be when I worked at the hotel and delivered room service to an older, fatter guy who opened the door wearing just a towel. Fine, I don't care. But then I asked him, as we always did, "Is there anything else I can get for you?" His response: "Not unless you want to suck my cock." It's a good thing for me that I am good at dealing with curveballs like this. I didn't blink, and merely told him, "I'm sorry sir. Right island. Wrong guy. Enjoy your day!" And then I exited, stage left!
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
I live in one of the strangest cities in the entire country, if not the world, and have seen some strange things in my time. This wouldn't even make the top twenty, to be honest. And yes, I tend to retain my composure when such things happen. Keep in mind, though, that this particular incident didn't really phase me all that much or freak me out or anything. It was just....odd. And odd is an everyday thing down in these parts, not to mention in my life in general!
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
OH NO! THE POOR MONSTER IS ABOUT TO INCEST POISON! Poor monster... never saw it coming...
.........I do not think that means what you think it means
"That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."
Make sure you also have your other hand on your hat.
They covet hats too . . . almost as much as they do pants. For some strange reason, that's pretty much all that Gravekeeper's Nunavut customers order.
You forgot the MP3 glasses.
And pimp juice
<twitch> Apples be pimpin'... <twitch twitch as the brain spasms in memory> It took me weeks to look at apple juice bottles without that phrase running through my brain, courtesy of GK... >.>
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