Bend Over

[Anakah]

This made my day but at the same time I should NOT have said it even though it felt sooo good to finally have a good comeback.

I had a guy who was doing an atm transaction and he was being a dick from the start. He sarcastically joked that he had no ID and then proceeded to bitch and moan the entire time. His woman looked irriated too.

Me: How would you like it?

(I meant how would he like the money, large bills, small, etc)

SC: From Behind.

Me: *straight faced* well, bend over. (I was joking with him though--I wasn't mean or anything but it worked)

He stopped being a jerk, told me which way he wanted his cash and was out of there.

I know, I shouldn't have said it but it made me most of the day.

[moogie]

Thanks, I needed that.

[Phone Jockey]

Don't berate yourself for that comeback...it was classic!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Good one.

Sometimes you gut gotta seize the moment.

[smileyeagle1021]

I wish I could come up with something nearly that good... and not get fired...

[tamezin]

I think the come back was appropriate, you diffused a potentially volatile situation with humor, that is always a good thing.

[tropicsgoddess]

Carpe Diem, Baby!

[McGoddess09]

That was too funny.

You rock my world!

[Sunflash]

Yyyeeeessss. Brilliant!

[bloodrose]

Aaand...

Haha! Adding to the general sentiment.

[Tuxian]

I've used that line myself sometimes. I'm a dealer, so I get to see these people before the people in the Cage (where Ana works, IIRC).

Maybe times, people will look me dead in the face and ask me why I keep kicking their ass and taking all their money. I just look back, and tell them "Stop turning around and bending over then." Always gets a laugh from the others at the table.