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  • #61
    Quoth HorrorFrogPrincess View Post
    Little too young-looking for me.
    hey, I'm still a youngin myself (though I hate to admit it ) so what's wrong with me wanting someone who's young
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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    • #62
      Quoth Juwl View Post
      I'll buy you a green dress,
      But not a real green dress, that's cruel.
      Nice implied (Barenaked Ladies) double entendre. Good song too.

      The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
      "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
      Hoc spatio locantur.

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      • #63
        Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
        Well, you know, all the blood's going to the wrong head, after all.
        Hey now...it's not our fault we can only think with one at a time....
        Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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        • #64
          Quoth protege View Post
          Hey now...it's not our fault we can only think with one at a time....
          Speak for yourself. Both of mine can do long division at the same time.
          "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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          • #65
            Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
            Speak for yourself. Both of mine can do long division at the same time.
            Nah, Sheldon, we all know you're just calibrating your slide rule(r).
            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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            • #66
              Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
              And the wackjobs
              How did no one else see this? Dude, you managed to just slip that past everyone. Good job.
              Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

              http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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              • #67
                Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                Speak for yourself. Both of mine can do long division at the same time.
                Well, I know both of mine are able to handle multiplying just fine...

                (erm, sorry... )

                Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                How did no one else see this? Dude, you managed to just slip that past everyone. Good job.
                It was mentioned earlier, actually, by pizzadrone.

                To be fair, though, that post was made 2 months ago.
                Last edited by Nohbody; 07-27-2009, 11:27 PM.
                No matter how low my opinion of humanity as a whole gets, there are always over-achievers who seek to surpass my expectations.

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                • #68
                  Quoth Nohbody View Post
                  To be fair, though, that post was made 2 months ago.
                  Damn, and I went through the whole thread to check, too.
                  Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                  http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                  • #69
                    Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                    hey, I'm still a youngin myself (though I hate to admit it ) so what's wrong with me wanting someone who's young
                    Hey, I'm barely over the legal drinking age. I like my mens to have a few years on them, is all.
                    "For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper

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                    • #70
                      Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                      How did no one else see this? Dude, you managed to just slip that past everyone. Good job.
                      yeah, as has been mentioned not only did someone catch it... but it wasn't until well after I posted it that I realized the double meaning
                      If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                      • #71
                        Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                        Have you ever seen Naked Boys Singing... there's a song on there about the naked maid... I don't think I can afford one myself, want to go halves on one
                        Hell yeah!
                        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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