Dumb Mother

[customersruinmylife]

To get into the pub, you have two choices. Walk through a set of double doors, or walk through a single door. Please bare in mind that these doors are literally RIGHT NEXT to each other.

So, dumb mother shows up with a double stroller. Something like one of these: http://www.backbaybargains.com/Produ...eStrollers.htm

Which door do you think she went through? The double or the single?

Yup, she went for the single door. The stroller ended up completely wedged in the doorframe, and her children started screaming at the top of their lungs. I went over to help. She removed the children from the stroller whilst I tried my best to get it through the door. I eventually managed to force it through.

Mother: If you have damaged it, I am sending YOU the bill!

She walked off with her screaming offspring.

[katie kaboom]

Who takes a baby to a bar?

[customersruinmylife]

Who takes a baby to a bar?

We do pub lunches, so we get quite a lot of mothers gathering for something to eat. Very irritating!

[Snowbird]

Mother: If you have damaged it, I am sending YOU the bill!

If she does, just send her a bill for the same amount to pay for the damage her stroller did to the door.

[SG15Z]

You did charge her idiot tax right?

[EricKei]

When I first saw this topic title, I subconsciously added another word to the end of it ... >_> Is that a bad thing?

[protege]

When I first saw this topic title, I subconsciously added another word to the end of it ...

Is it a word that starts with "F" and isn't "Firetruck?"

[blas]

It really freaks me out when I see strollers the size of Dodge Neons.....or even worse, when the children inside are almost school aged!

[tropicsgoddess]

It really freaks me out when I see strollers the size of Dodge Neons.....or even worse, when the children inside are almost school aged!

Oh god.....that's just sad and freakish. What the hell was that idiot mother thinking?! Besides that point, I'm not sure about your country, but I know here in the US it's illegal to bring children to bars.

[bunnyboy]

Except in England IIRC pubs are more like what we'd call Bar and Grills here, after a certain time it stop being such a public house and goes to being a bar.

But that might be me remembering things from a while back.

[irish76]

Yep, pubs are still like that in the UK and Ireland - kinda great actually, cuz they're a nice place to hang out. I remember during the rugby finals a couple years ago, friends couldn't find a babysitter, so they brought their 3 year old. Bit noisy, in my opinion for him, but he couldn't take his eyes off the game, so he wasn't bored!

[Gibbo]

Except in England IIRC pubs are more like what we'd call Bar and Grills here, after a certain time it stop being such a public house and goes to being a bar.

But that might be me remembering things from a while back.

Children are allowed in the areas where food is served .

[EricKei]

Is it a word that starts with "F" and isn't "Firetruck?"

Mayyyyyyyyyyyyybe

This particular moth-...person still needs either a reality check or some new spectacles, however. I wonder if her personal spider entitlement sense told her that the doorframe DAMN WELL WOULD allow her through just because she wanted to use that one, physics be damned!