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We do a very nice pub breakfast. Everything is cooked fresh and to order, so it takes a little while for it to be prepared. Two customers ordered breakfasts, and we were having a bit of a busy spell. The pub is right next to the beach, so as soon as the sun comes out, so do the SC's (I have now become fearful of sunny days)
Me: Someone who is one shitty customer away from going postal
BL: Bacon Lady
Me: Hi there, I've got two breakfasts...
BL: Huh! Took you long enough. And how long has our food been sitting under the heatlamp for?
Me: Oh, it hasn't been under a lamp, it's all straight off the grill...
BL: REALLY? THEN WHY IS THIS COLD??
She grabbed a slice of bacon off the plate and squeezed it! This bacon was straight off the grill! It was HOT. She very quickly let go of it and dropped it back on the plate.
Me: *in a very mono-toned/patronising voice* Would you like me to get you some fresh bacon?
BL: No!
Me: Are you sure?
BL: Yes.
Me: Fine.
I turned around. She called after me.
BL: WE WILL NEVER COME BACK HERE EVER, EVER AGAIN!!
I wish she hadn't said that. That pretty much guarentees she will be back.
Me: Someone who is one shitty customer away from going postal
BL: Bacon Lady
Me: Hi there, I've got two breakfasts...
BL: Huh! Took you long enough. And how long has our food been sitting under the heatlamp for?
Me: Oh, it hasn't been under a lamp, it's all straight off the grill...
BL: REALLY? THEN WHY IS THIS COLD??
She grabbed a slice of bacon off the plate and squeezed it! This bacon was straight off the grill! It was HOT. She very quickly let go of it and dropped it back on the plate.
Me: *in a very mono-toned/patronising voice* Would you like me to get you some fresh bacon?
BL: No!
Me: Are you sure?
BL: Yes.
Me: Fine.
I turned around. She called after me.
BL: WE WILL NEVER COME BACK HERE EVER, EVER AGAIN!!
I wish she hadn't said that. That pretty much guarentees she will be back.
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