Dude, I'm doing you a favor. So ST*U!

[Mighty Girl]

I think this is where you say, "No good deed goes unpunished". That whole beat the competitor's price is the cause of so many arguments when I'm out and about. Just give it up already people, if you saw it cheaper down the street then get in your car AND DRIVE THERE ALREADY!

[Mighty Girl]

Me: "Ok, then I suggest that you go to the emergency room then."
Dork: "That's too expensive! I need my inhaler, I can't breathe!"
you don't SOUND particularly out of breath, and your ability to argue with me repeatedly is not hindered....
Me:"I'm sorry, I need an active script to fill."

Hmm. Every hospital around here will waive fees if you qualify for assistance and don't have insurance, and they're usually more than happy to accept a low monthly payment plan if you do owe anything.. Guess breathing wasn't that important after all. I'm pretty sure it's a felony to fill a prescription without a valid script. Does he really think you're going to risk your own freedom to make up for his poor planning? (That's rhetorical, btw).

[Seanette]

Try this: http://usrbinw00t.comicgenesis.com/d/20030315.html

I like this one [warning: language]:
http://usrbinw00t.comicgenesis.com/d/20030318.html

[DGoddessChardonnay]

"Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day."

I am trying to get wound down enough for bed. I don't need any scary dreams tonight.

Sorry, that just makes them crash. But then you just take them outside and forget the reboot.

Or you could just take them outside and reboot them in the ass w/a steel toed workboot