So, for those of you who don't know, I work 3rd shift at a conveinence store. yay. -_- J/k I love my job. Well tonight around 2 am, some strung out tweaker comes and and says
"Hey, the guy that usually works nights, the italian guy, well he usually covers what ever i don't have" *puts a bag of chips on the counter* "Now, i mean i'm not saying you're him (duh, what clued you in? the remarkable lack of penis or the addition of breasts, long hair and make-up?) but um uh this is what i got"
Now I'm expecting him to need like 5 cents or whatever, which would be no big deal. He opens his grubby little hand to show me a quarter a nicle and a few pennies. The chips were 1.29. That's not covering what you don't have buddy, that's BUYING you a bag of chips.
So anyways, I was like "nope, sorry can't do it."
He just stood there for a minute and was like "whatever"
ME: "have a nice night"
>=)
So I was outside taking the trash out like 2 minutes later and he comes walking up the street screaming to himself "WHAT THE F*CK! I SHOULD PUNCH THAT F*CKING B*TCH IN THE FACE! WHAT THE F*CK! MUMBLE MUMBLE!! F*CK F*CK F*CK!"
He is walking up to the store at this point, so i walked back inside quickly, grabbed the phone, dialed 911 and got ready to hit the talk button. He walked in got his chips and surprise surprise he had enough money for them.
My heart was beating a million miles a minute and i was so full of adrenaline that I was shaking. He didn't try anything thank god. I would have called the cops and sprayed cleaner in his eyes. I really hate people sometimes
"Hey, the guy that usually works nights, the italian guy, well he usually covers what ever i don't have" *puts a bag of chips on the counter* "Now, i mean i'm not saying you're him (duh, what clued you in? the remarkable lack of penis or the addition of breasts, long hair and make-up?) but um uh this is what i got"
Now I'm expecting him to need like 5 cents or whatever, which would be no big deal. He opens his grubby little hand to show me a quarter a nicle and a few pennies. The chips were 1.29. That's not covering what you don't have buddy, that's BUYING you a bag of chips.
So anyways, I was like "nope, sorry can't do it."
He just stood there for a minute and was like "whatever"
ME: "have a nice night"
>=)
So I was outside taking the trash out like 2 minutes later and he comes walking up the street screaming to himself "WHAT THE F*CK! I SHOULD PUNCH THAT F*CKING B*TCH IN THE FACE! WHAT THE F*CK! MUMBLE MUMBLE!! F*CK F*CK F*CK!"
He is walking up to the store at this point, so i walked back inside quickly, grabbed the phone, dialed 911 and got ready to hit the talk button. He walked in got his chips and surprise surprise he had enough money for them.
My heart was beating a million miles a minute and i was so full of adrenaline that I was shaking. He didn't try anything thank god. I would have called the cops and sprayed cleaner in his eyes. I really hate people sometimes
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