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  • #1

    The SC that made me laugh

    Two women walk up to the bar. I assume they were mother and daughter.

    Daughter: Could we have two pints of Fosters please?
    Me: I'm sorry, we've run out of Fosters at the moment. The delivery is running a little late...
    Daughter: Yooooouuuuu fffff-

    The mother cut her off.

    Mother: Don't you dare swear!

    Daughter feels the need to finish her thought.

    Daughter: You flipping mother kisser!

    The mother slapped her on the hand. I burst out laughing and she got VERY embarassed.

    Hey, she was sucky! But at least she didn't use bad language!
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  • #2
    For once, you get to laugh! It seems you've had a rough time lately.
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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    • #3
      Quoth Food Lady View Post
      For once, you get to laugh! It seems you've had a rough time lately.
      Today wasn't a bad shift! The weather is starting to get lousy again so the idiots are staying inside!

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      • #4
        Oh man, I would have laughed at that too. Good for the mother trying to make her behave.
        "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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        • #5
          Quoth KaySquirrel View Post
          Me: Do you mean mother forker?

          fixed your post!
          I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
          Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
          Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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          • #6
            I would have laughed at them for ordering Fosters. Do people seriously drink that stuff?

            How old was the daughter? (18 at least I suppose) and she's still getting whacked by her mum for swearing?

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            • #7
              Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
              Two women walk up to the bar.
              Ah I see you're using the classic bar joke template. I will not fall for the lameness to come, I refuse!

              Mother: Don't you dare swear!

              Daughter feels the need to finish her thought.

              Daughter: You flipping mother kisser!
              ...

              Ok yeah that was a good one, I tip my hat to you sir!

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              • #8
                When I was at high school it was mother father! Or for STFU it was shut the front door. *sigh*
                So long ago

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                • #9
                  Quoth GreedySmurf View Post
                  I would have laughed at them for ordering Fosters. Do people seriously drink that stuff?

                  How old was the daughter? (18 at least I suppose) and she's still getting whacked by her mum for swearing?
                  I'm 21 and I still get a smack upside the head for swearing in front of my mum.
                  "Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan

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                  • #10
                    I'm 38 (for a few more days, anyway!), and while she has never smacked my hand, to this day my mother comments in some way when I use coarse language. Usually something like, "Jester, I really wish you wouldn't use that language." She also corrects my grammar, or tries to.

                    JESTER: "And me and Lil Sis...."
                    MOM: "You mean Lil Sis and I."
                    JESTER: "No, you weren't there."


                    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is                     Still A Customer."

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