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God. I hate Las Vegas.
I'm not entirely sure if this was a prank call or not, but whatever the case, it was...odd, to say the least. It didn't seem like a prank by his tone.
Cast of Characters!
Me: WTF just happened?
SC: Heavy Accent Guy, apparently in need of some...personal advice.
Me: "Thank you for calling Hotel_Whatever, this is Merc speaking, how can I help you?"
SC: "Yes, hi...I am, looking for, ah, front desk person, yes?"
Me: "Speaking."
SC: "Ah, okay, yes. I have question for you, but I am not sure if you can help with it."
Me: "Well I'll try my best, sir. What can I do for you?"
SC: "Well my wife and I are visiting, and we like to come to Las Vegas once a year. Is a very nice city you have."
Me: "Thank you"
SC: "Your big beds, how big are they?"
Me: "Well, sir, our King beds are quite large. You can easily fit two people very comfortably. Our suites also have a couch that pull out into a sleeper."
SC: "Okay, thank you. That is good to know."
Me: "Did you want to book a room, sir?"
SC: "Maybe. So yes, my wife, we were wondering...ahhh, I am not sure I am to be asking this to American desk attendant..."
Me: "???"
Me: "Well, sir, I've been here quite a while, I can usually answer anything about the city, whatever the case may be. Trust me, sir, no matter what your question is, I have heard weirder. If that's any comfort."
SC: "Ah, okay, thank you. Yes. So, ah...my wife and I, we are, ah...adventurous? That is word, yes?"
Me: "Yes, sir, I suppose so."
At this point I'm thinking "Okay, they want to go rafting or rock climbing or something."
Oh, naive me...
SC: "Your rooms, they will fit three people, yes?"
Me: "Sure. Our two Queen bed rooms can fit 4 people comfortably, and the King Suite, like I said, can fit two on the bed and another two on the sleeper, should you need the extra room."
SC: "Can King bed fit three?"
Me: "You mean like having a child with you? Sure."
SC: "I mean three, ah, adults."
Me: "...I suppose you could, sir..."
Okay, getting weird now...
SC: "So few days ago, my wife, we find girl and bring her to room. It is, ahm...three person? You know?"
Me: "...umm..."
SC: "Three person make love, yes?"
Me: "...a threesome?"
SC: "Yes! Thank you. So it is threesome. Do you know this term?"
Me, laughing: "Yes, sir. I do know the term. Can't say I've had one, but I know of it. This is, after all Las Vegas."
SC: "Good! Is good to know I am not first with this question, haha"
Me: "What happens here..."
SC: "Yes, yes, haha. So my wife, she agree to this only if she picks out another man to be with us this time."
Me: "...okay."
SC: "So I am asking, ah...do you know where to find second man for this?"
Me: "...uhhh...I really couldn't say, sir..."
SC: "Hmm...would be convenient if this person was close by, yes?"
Wait, did he just proposition me?
Me: "...well I'm afraid I don't really know how to answer that question. If you mean close to your hotel, then yeah, I suppose so..."
SC: "Okay, thank you, yes. But this is, ah, problem I am concerned with..."
I can't believe I've actually stayed on the phone with this guy. Maybe I just get really bored at work and I'll take anything I can get as entertainment for a few minutes.
SC: "You see, when my wife is with other man, yes? Ah, I am not sure how to be feeling. Is odd, yes?"
Me: "Well I can see how it would be odd, sure."
SC: "I am not sure I can have second man in room...I do not want to upset my wife, either. Am I doing as I should by trying to find someone still?"
Me: "Uhh, I really couldn't say, sir. That's an issue between you and your wife, it's not really my business."
SC: "Okay, thank you, I am sorry to involve you, ah...what is your name?"
Me: "Darrin."
SC: "Yes, I am sorry to involve you, Dar-een. I am hoping this will work out. I am sorry to be bothered you, please have a good night, and thank you."
Me: "No problem, sir..."
*click*
Well...of all the things I've been to different people, I can't say I've ever been a marriage counselor immediately after being propositioned...
Sigh. Vegas.
I'm not entirely sure if this was a prank call or not, but whatever the case, it was...odd, to say the least. It didn't seem like a prank by his tone.
Cast of Characters!
Me: WTF just happened?
SC: Heavy Accent Guy, apparently in need of some...personal advice.
Me: "Thank you for calling Hotel_Whatever, this is Merc speaking, how can I help you?"
SC: "Yes, hi...I am, looking for, ah, front desk person, yes?"
Me: "Speaking."
SC: "Ah, okay, yes. I have question for you, but I am not sure if you can help with it."
Me: "Well I'll try my best, sir. What can I do for you?"
SC: "Well my wife and I are visiting, and we like to come to Las Vegas once a year. Is a very nice city you have."
Me: "Thank you"
SC: "Your big beds, how big are they?"
Me: "Well, sir, our King beds are quite large. You can easily fit two people very comfortably. Our suites also have a couch that pull out into a sleeper."
SC: "Okay, thank you. That is good to know."
Me: "Did you want to book a room, sir?"
SC: "Maybe. So yes, my wife, we were wondering...ahhh, I am not sure I am to be asking this to American desk attendant..."
Me: "???"
Me: "Well, sir, I've been here quite a while, I can usually answer anything about the city, whatever the case may be. Trust me, sir, no matter what your question is, I have heard weirder. If that's any comfort."
SC: "Ah, okay, thank you. Yes. So, ah...my wife and I, we are, ah...adventurous? That is word, yes?"
Me: "Yes, sir, I suppose so."
At this point I'm thinking "Okay, they want to go rafting or rock climbing or something."
Oh, naive me...
SC: "Your rooms, they will fit three people, yes?"
Me: "Sure. Our two Queen bed rooms can fit 4 people comfortably, and the King Suite, like I said, can fit two on the bed and another two on the sleeper, should you need the extra room."
SC: "Can King bed fit three?"
Me: "You mean like having a child with you? Sure."
SC: "I mean three, ah, adults."
Me: "...I suppose you could, sir..."
Okay, getting weird now...
SC: "So few days ago, my wife, we find girl and bring her to room. It is, ahm...three person? You know?"
Me: "...umm..."
SC: "Three person make love, yes?"
Me: "...a threesome?"
SC: "Yes! Thank you. So it is threesome. Do you know this term?"
Me, laughing: "Yes, sir. I do know the term. Can't say I've had one, but I know of it. This is, after all Las Vegas."
SC: "Good! Is good to know I am not first with this question, haha"
Me: "What happens here..."
SC: "Yes, yes, haha. So my wife, she agree to this only if she picks out another man to be with us this time."
Me: "...okay."
SC: "So I am asking, ah...do you know where to find second man for this?"
Me: "...uhhh...I really couldn't say, sir..."
SC: "Hmm...would be convenient if this person was close by, yes?"
Wait, did he just proposition me?
Me: "...well I'm afraid I don't really know how to answer that question. If you mean close to your hotel, then yeah, I suppose so..."
SC: "Okay, thank you, yes. But this is, ah, problem I am concerned with..."
I can't believe I've actually stayed on the phone with this guy. Maybe I just get really bored at work and I'll take anything I can get as entertainment for a few minutes.
SC: "You see, when my wife is with other man, yes? Ah, I am not sure how to be feeling. Is odd, yes?"
Me: "Well I can see how it would be odd, sure."
SC: "I am not sure I can have second man in room...I do not want to upset my wife, either. Am I doing as I should by trying to find someone still?"
Me: "Uhh, I really couldn't say, sir. That's an issue between you and your wife, it's not really my business."
SC: "Okay, thank you, I am sorry to involve you, ah...what is your name?"
Me: "Darrin."
SC: "Yes, I am sorry to involve you, Dar-een. I am hoping this will work out. I am sorry to be bothered you, please have a good night, and thank you."
Me: "No problem, sir..."
*click*
Well...of all the things I've been to different people, I can't say I've ever been a marriage counselor immediately after being propositioned...
Sigh. Vegas.
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