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I got shown the most interesting complaint letter at work today, that I just had to scan it and show people. However, the guy's hand writing is fairly terrible, so I've transcribed it for the reading "pleasure" of the cs community.
The letter is transcribed as exactly as I can make out, with approximations of the spacing used, and errors contained. It's wrapped in code tags to preserve the indentation's he put at the start of paragraphs instead of using more of his half ply paper.
Oh, and I did fail to transcribe the return address and name from the letter.
Although, he did date it "6 Jun 06" (though this is a new and recent letter, as shown by the postage date)
Warning, it does contain strong language.
The letter is transcribed as exactly as I can make out, with approximations of the spacing used, and errors contained. It's wrapped in code tags to preserve the indentation's he put at the start of paragraphs instead of using more of his half ply paper.
Oh, and I did fail to transcribe the return address and name from the letter.
Although, he did date it "6 Jun 06" (though this is a new and recent letter, as shown by the postage date)
Warning, it does contain strong language.
Code:
Dear Sir ( or Ma`am as the case might be)
I wish to make a complaint against your female
employee. Don't know her identity but she was on duty
about 12.30 PM Today.
Some bloody male jerk-off apparently had been
sitting at the computer station next to the one I was using.
He wasn't there when I started using the computer. Nor
did I see any packet of fags or wallet or money or anything
else at that position when I started to use the computer.
Anyway he rolls up and asks me if I saw anything at the
position he was using. I tell him no and he goes away.
Next thing I know your smart arse maggot bitch
rolls up demanding to search my bag. Not even the common
courtesy of a please. No apology or thank you when I
show her. And she has the infernal hide to get offended
when as a result I tell her to fuck off & asks me to leave.
Again no please, that I can recall. She'll never know how
dangerously close she came to get her head punched off her
shoulder. I left.
Now, I'll give you an ultimatim. I DON'T expect you
to give me a written apology. I DONT hold you responsible
for this sluts action. But I want a written apology from
her. And if she refuses I wan't you to fire her. Do that
and I'll cheerfully give your lawyer a written agreement
not to sue you. I am NOT interested in shaking you
down for money, if that is what you're thinking. But
I am very seriously interested in having a very big piece
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out of her. I consider her action defamatory. If the bitch
tries to sue for wrongful dismissal I'll take great
sadistic glee testifying on your behalf in court.
You lawyer will tell you I'm making you a very
generous offer.
So, do we have a deal going ?. & remain
Yours Respectfully
<name removed>
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