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  • #1

    The godfather (mild language)

    Had a usual drunk/crazy in today "are you open till 8"
    me:yes
    crazy:that bastard in the pub, i'll kill him.
    menervous laugh)

    and o what a story he had for us, it all started when I handed him his lottery ticket.

    Crazy:If I win I will be famous, and you (points to me) will be my right hand man
    me:??

    This was repeated many times then this

    c:I'm the godfather! I own the seagulls (where this came from, I have no idea)

    The next part is what I think he was trying to say but kept getting mixed up:

    There was a sick seagull and the police were going to shoot it (police don't carry guns in the uk)

    He drew a face on the seagull after trying to convince them not to shoot it

    They shot it anyway!!! shock horror

    He got angry, swears at police, gets arrested.

    Gets released, He then tells us he owns the seagulls.

    He will teach the seagulls to shit on the bastards cars.
    (while wandering out)
    IM THE GODFATHER (in the street now, we can still hear him)
    "IM THE GODFATHER"

    Well that was my day, how was yours?
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    Are you sure he wasn't saying, "I'M THE GULLFATHER"?

    ^-.-^
    Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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    • #3
      Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
      Are you sure he wasn't saying, "I'M THE GULLFATHER"?

      ^-.-^


      I'm somewhat jealous of these batsh*t crazy stories. I haven't yet had a story quite so unbelievable.

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      • #4
        I'm picturing a seagull in a tiny tuxedo with a cigar in its mouth.
        "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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        • #5
          Quoth Andara Bledin View Post
          Are you sure he wasn't saying, "I'M THE GULLFATHER"?
          No, no, he is the Godpigeon!
          "As veda budachi teda..."
          "The Godpigeon wants a bagel..."
          *subtitles: "No, I said I need to sit on a statue."*
          "I call murder on that!"

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          • #6
            Quoth lilstu50 View Post
            He will teach the seagulls to shit on the bastards cars.
            Pfft, I'll be amazed when he can teach them not to shit on cars

            Quoth Juwl View Post
            No, no, he is the Godpigeon!
            "As veda budachi teda..."
            "The Godpigeon wants a bagel..."
            *subtitles: "No, I said I need to sit on a statue."*
            Great now I miss the goodfeathers and the rest of the animaiacs
            How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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            • #7
              Quoth Soulstealer View Post
              Great now I miss the goodfeathers and the rest of the animaiacs
              You do realize at least three seasons of Animaniacs have been released to DVD, yes?
              "I call murder on that!"

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              • #8
                Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                Great now I miss the goodfeathers and the rest of the animaniacs
                Here you go:
                http://www.tvcells.org/2006/12/animaniacs.html

                These appear to be collected from Youtube. There's a lot of them there but few full episodes.
                Last edited by StanFlouride; 06-13-2009, 07:28 AM. Reason: change url, message
                "What did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?"
                -Eric Foreman That 70's Show

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