Well, I haven't threaded on here in ages, so I suppose it's time to
Guy rings in with a bill we've posted to him for a car he's got, and already has sounding grrrr....
I pop onto the account, and the vehicle in question, and lo and behold, the car isn' t there. Apparently, he's owned it for 3 months now...
I explain 'policy' (logic would be way to difficult a concept to get through... as you'll see), which is - vehicle must be on the account if you want it to charge to the account (after all, if we take a photo of your rego, and when we look it up, we see that said rego isn't on an account, then we send a bill... is that too difficult a concept???)
Then he gives me the "But couldn't you just have added it - you've got my name, and address and everything that matches".
"Hello, we're not <road transport gov't body>, we don't have legal rights to that information".
"But, I've got $$$ on the account, why can't you just take it out of that". (this is where it gets more seriously sucky, as he used that line numerous times!
Because... the.vehicle.wasn't.on.the.account.on.the.day.of.tr avel! And, when the photos get processed, that's what will come back, and that's why they send you a bill for it... and that's why there's an admin fee... (is it really that hard to understand??)
"But I've got $$$ in my account, why doesn't it just take it out of that?" <rinse, repeat, bang head>
(and No, he wasn't asking to have the charge transferred to his account, he wanted all future bills to just magically disappear...).
"But I've got $$$.."
"But that's today! Today has no relevance to what happened 3 months ago!" (yes, I did say that to him... I'm not the best customer service person out there - but I'll get your job done fast, efficient, and accurate! I think it's a fair trade-off)
End result (other than him saying we're ripping him off, and it's fucked up), is his terminating the call
Well, no - end result is me writing a note on his account explaining it for the next operator who has to deal with it
Guy rings in with a bill we've posted to him for a car he's got, and already has sounding grrrr....
I pop onto the account, and the vehicle in question, and lo and behold, the car isn' t there. Apparently, he's owned it for 3 months now...
I explain 'policy' (logic would be way to difficult a concept to get through... as you'll see), which is - vehicle must be on the account if you want it to charge to the account (after all, if we take a photo of your rego, and when we look it up, we see that said rego isn't on an account, then we send a bill... is that too difficult a concept???)
Then he gives me the "But couldn't you just have added it - you've got my name, and address and everything that matches".
"Hello, we're not <road transport gov't body>, we don't have legal rights to that information".
"But, I've got $$$ on the account, why can't you just take it out of that". (this is where it gets more seriously sucky, as he used that line numerous times!
Because... the.vehicle.wasn't.on.the.account.on.the.day.of.tr avel! And, when the photos get processed, that's what will come back, and that's why they send you a bill for it... and that's why there's an admin fee... (is it really that hard to understand??)
"But I've got $$$ in my account, why doesn't it just take it out of that?" <rinse, repeat, bang head>
(and No, he wasn't asking to have the charge transferred to his account, he wanted all future bills to just magically disappear...).
"But I've got $$$.."
"But that's today! Today has no relevance to what happened 3 months ago!" (yes, I did say that to him... I'm not the best customer service person out there - but I'll get your job done fast, efficient, and accurate! I think it's a fair trade-off)
End result (other than him saying we're ripping him off, and it's fucked up), is his terminating the call
Well, no - end result is me writing a note on his account explaining it for the next operator who has to deal with it
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