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  • But he's dead!!!!!!!!!!!

    This happened while I was working at Wallie-World in the photolab. In the photolab we have a machine big and yellow, THE DREADED KODAK PICTURE MAKER.

    Now most of you may have heard of Copyright laws, but somehow customers didn't. If you are not the photographer, then you cannot copy the photos, is the long and short of the law (I know that is more to it but I digress...).

    Had a woman come up and ask me for help, and the conversation goes something like this.

    LW: Lying Woman
    Me: The Loveable PhotoTech

    LW: I need copies of these
    Me: Looking at the pics, noticing the copyright mark on them. I'm sorry but we cannot do that due to Federal Copyright law.
    LW: But my husband died last week and the relatives want more copies.
    Me: I understand, but my hands are tied by the LAW. There is nothing I can do, unless you get me a copyright release from the photographer.
    LW: bitch and whine and repeat
    Me: repeat responce..

    this goes on for about 5 min. and she leaves.

    Do you think its over.......................

    The following week I see the LW, man, and kids in store. Man comes up and ask to pick up some pictures.

    Me: your last name
    Confused man: LW Last name.
    Me: question are you LW husband???
    CM: Yes, why.
    Me: You look very good for someone who is dead. At least that is what she told me about you last week, trying to copy you picture.
    CM:
    CM: Turns to wife and starts an interesting conversation that got a little loud.

    I just thought that meeting a zombie or jesus was interesting all in itself.

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    That is awesome!
    Here's your sign...

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    • #3
      Haha! What a doofus that woman was! Did she somehow forget she told you her husband was dead when she brought him into the store the next day? Maybe she hoped you wouldn't be working. Either way, priceless!
      "You mean you don’t have the one piece of information you actually need? Well, stick your grubby paws in the crayon box, yank one out and colour me Fucking Shocked Fuchsia." - Gravekeeper

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      • #4
        awesome!! I dont think i'd have the balls to point out that she had said he was dead. . .i prob wouldve given her a skeptical look! Good for you!! xxx

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        • #5
          heh...

          "dead? you said i was DEAD?! I'LL SHOW YOU DEAD!!"

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          • #6
            Quoth WhiteRose View Post
            heh...

            "dead? you said i was DEAD?! I'LL SHOW YOU DEAD!!"
            Oh, to be a fly on the wall at their house after they got home . . .I'm sure the wife would have had her name changed to Dead Meat or at least wish she had.

            That should make an interesting segment on "Divorce Court."
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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            • #7
              Was he Snake Plissken?

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              • #8
                "Oh, that thing about him being dead? It turned out to be gas."
                It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
                -Helen Keller

                I got this av from Court Records, made by Croik!

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                • #9
                  "I'm not dead! I don't want to go in the cart!"

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Nashida View Post
                    "I'm not dead! I don't want to go in the cart!"
                    I feel fine now. THUNK THUNK Bring out your dead.
                    I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                    -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                    "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                    • #11
                      That's frelling hilarious!!!

                      On a side note, I understand copyright issues and so forth with the Kodak scanner....

                      But I was once informed by the nice girl working behind the counter that I couldn't make extra copies of my son's first ultra sound pictures because...and I quote...

                      "Those are professional pictures."
                      "Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is." - Steve Martin

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                      • #12
                        Discussions about copyright laws belong on fratching.

                        Just a friendly reminder to prevent thread derailment.
                        Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Demonpriest View Post
                          "You look very good for someone who is dead."
                          I once actually said something very similar to a friend of mine when I saw her on the street. This was a few months after I had heard of her death. Needless to say, she was rather surprised to hear that particular tidbit. Not as surprised as I was to see her walking around, but surprised nonetheless!

                          "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                          Still A Customer."

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                          • #14
                            Wait, was her husband the photographer, or was she trying to copy professional pictures of her husband? I'm just trying to figure out where the "dead husband" thing fits into all of this (Maybe I'm just a little slow... must be the blond highlights.... )

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Demonpriest View Post
                              Me: You look very good for someone who is dead.
                              "He got better!"

                              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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