[Very NSFW] It helps if you know what you want sugar.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Do you log into your home phone? Have you ever been monitored yet? I PM'd you regarding some weird ones I encountered....I didn't even break the tip of the iceberg.

Hey, share the wealth.

Text-calls might be fun. Basically cybering, AND your typing skills would get quite a workout.

[friendofjimmyk]

I've been told the same thing... several times. I've actually considered it, but since I'm still technically a dependent on my father and he needs to see my taxes/paystubs etc (amount of work/pay determines whether he can claim me on his taxes), I don't really want to have to explain my job to him. Perhaps once I'm out of college and that's no longer an issue, hah.

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When I did it, I was an independent contractor. The company was not identifiable as a sex chat line. It was listed in the paper where I found the job as "audio text services" or something like that. I did this line of work when I was really in the height of my active drug use...so I never stuck around long enough to find out how they handle tax season. I know I got paid by the hour (not hour by the clock - but every hours worth of calls I got $15/hr of calls)

For me, it was hard not to laugh at times. I got pretty creative though...I perused the Internet for material and since I talked to different people...I could use the same stuff and they wouldn't know.

I would share some of my stories...but I don't really think they're fodder for the entire board.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

*waves* I've got an empty ear and a strong consitution.

Seriously, I'm bored.

[jerkface11]

I'll probably regret this but how would a necrophiliac call work? "I want you to pretend you're dead".........................................

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

I'll probably regret this but how would a necrophiliac call work? "I want you to pretend you're dead".........................................

Zombie porn.

[DeltaSierra]

Zombie porn.

BRAINS!!!!!

[Kinoo]

Oh yay! Some-one else from the more obscure realms of customer service! I do the phones & bookwork etc for a mail/internet porn business & have worked in the retail store and some brothels as well, I've got a zillion stories i'm dying to get out but don't have the time to type out well enough to do them justice.
Does anyone know of phone/text lines in Australia that pay well? The only ones I've seen have been really badly structured commision only jobs that you'd have to work your butt off to get a decent wage out of.
I'd love to do that instead of fielding calls from irate bozos wanting to know why their DVD hasn't arrived overnight from the US!!

[RayvenQ]

BRAINS!!!!!

That actually exists, the one I encountered is a play on the title of a recent Zombie Co-op shooter but with an oral twist

[Polenicus]

Heh, hope to see more stories from the sex line. I mean, I bet even GK and his Skytrain stories couldn't top some of teh stuff you've heard.

... Well, maybe the Broadway station stuff could, but that's Broadway station, the nexus of all that is wrong with Vancouver.

I've never personally understood the guys who call these sorts of lines. I mean, yeah, it's a fantasy, but... honestly, even if I was inclined to call one, I could never get past the knowledge that the person on the other end of the line is bored, generally uninterested in what's going on, and only participating because it's her JOB.

I mean, what fun is sex... ANY kind of sex... if the other person isn't enjoying themselves too?

Annnnd... appropriate yet NSFW comic!

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Annnnd... appropriate yet NSFW comic!

Ya know, I really hope they show more of that guy. Doing the Camera work! He's so fun. ^^

And nice to know I'm not the only one hoping for more sex-call stories.

[Canarr]

One guy liked me...kept calling just for me...he was into...erm...cadaver sex. *shivers*

Sorry, but I just gotta ask... how do you play a dead body on the phone?

[Jester]

I have wondered about doing this kind of work too, as I certainly have the voice for it, as some people on this board know. Problem is, I really don't want to talk dirty to other guys, and from what I understand, women really don't call into these lines.

Of course, if I'm wrong, and there's a way for me to make money talking dirty to women, someone please get me that information. (Yes, seriously. I mean, why not?)

I could never get past the knowledge that the person on the other end of the line is bored, generally uninterested in what's going on, and only participating because it's her JOB.

And that's different from a stripper.....HOW?

[MercenaryMuffin]

You know, I've always thought guys who call into phone sex lines were the most pathetic of the pathetic. You're paying up to $3.99 a minute in order to talk to someone who doesn't really give a shit, just so you can get your jollies off.

I mean, how do they still exist with the internet nowadays? The internet is like 95% porn...

Also, about the zombie co-op game (I assume you mean Left 4 Dead), I will only say:
RULE 34. NO EXCEPTIONS.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

I thought by Zombie co-op game he meant Resident Evil 5 and I was like "hmmm, Resident evil porn, now there's a hell of a concept"

[DerangedHermit]

I did that once...company I was working for had to strict of rules and I could never get vacation time. Made just about a grand before I decided I couldn't take it and some of the mental pictures anymore. One guy liked me...kept calling just for me...he was into...erm...cadaver sex. *shivers*

I guess you can play dead well.