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  • Someone peed in the water fountain

    That's pretty much the story.

    Though earlier a cw and I were at a desk and a guy comes up and tells us the bathroom was out of order and closed. CW tells him there are bathrooms on other floors. Patron complains that he had to use the internet.

    And then latter he pees in the water fountain, and the cop gets arrests him after a cw alerted him about it.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

  • #2
    Must've been Homer Simpson. I guess Mindy Simmons wasn't around.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Remind me never to drink from water fountains again! Seriously, wtf is wrong with him?!! Water fountains =/= urinal!!!
      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
      Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
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      • #4
        Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
        Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! Remind me never to drink from water fountains again! Seriously, wtf is wrong with him?!! Water fountains =/= urinal!!!
        Was it a drinking fountain or a water fountain like you see in the middle of gardens and shop shopping malls? I can't see pissing in a drinking fountain but maybe in the other one...

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        • #5
          Quoth VenomX View Post
          Was it a drinking fountain or a water fountain like you see in the middle of gardens and shop shopping malls? I can't see pissing in a drinking fountain but maybe in the other one...
          Oh, people piss in drinking fountains. Believe me.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            Oh, people piss in drinking fountains. Believe me.
            But do they drink from pissing fountains?

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            • #7
              Quoth edible_hat View Post
              But do they drink from pissing fountains?
              Probably.

              That would explain most of my customers anyhow.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                pissing in the drinking water fountain.

                He got citation for public intoxication and defacing property.
                Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                I wish porn had subtitles.

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                • #9
                  Im frankly surprised your spineless managers allowed the cops to be called.
                  "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                  • #10
                    Well I'll be damn. A cop when you need one!

                    Not too often that happens.

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                    • #11
                      ick! Remind me to never drink from public drinking fountains ever again!

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                      • #12
                        Awhile ago I had to clean up the aftermath of some drunken jackass who took a piss on our coke machine.

                        Wish I'd seen who it was so I could have them arrested.
                        Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.

                        "A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain

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                        • #13
                          Quoth edible_hat View Post
                          But do they drink from pissing fountains?
                          You just have to find the right fetish site...
                          Quoth infinitemonkies View Post
                          Awhile ago I had to clean up the aftermath of some drunken jackass who took a piss on our coke machine.
                          I was going to say not to limit yourself to just not using a public water fountain; chances are, if it's accessible to the public, something foul has been done to it that would make you squeamish to use it were you to be aware of it. This goes double for the money in your wallet.

                          ^-.-^
                          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                          • #14
                            Quoth edible_hat View Post
                            But do they drink from pissing fountains?
                            Yes, yes they do.
                            It's like trying to get laid by showing a girl your resume.
                            Look, I was good at Biology and Woodwork.
                            So I know where stuff is and I'm good with my hands.

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                            • #15
                              What does it say that the first thing in my head was, "Well, at least he pissed where there was a drain."? I think I've heard too many of these stories.
                              The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
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                              Hoc spatio locantur.

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