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    Called a member in regards to her service arrival time. She broke down on the interstate. We had assigned it to a station that gave an arrival time of almost 90 minutes. This is not really good for someone sitting on the interstate, so I attempted and found service quicker - but it would still take an hour. (This call came in during rush hour!)

    The following conversation ensued:

    ME: <spiel> I have found another station that can be there sooner. We have <name of station> coming out and they should be there in 60 minutes or less.
    SC: AN HOUR!? I don't have an hour!
    ME: Ma'am, I apologize, however that is the quickest that I can have someone to your location.
    SC: But the police said that they're gonna tow it!
    ME: Are the police on location right now?
    SC: NO! (sounding frantic and in tears) They came by earlier and told me I had two hours!
    ME: <I glance at the time stamp I love so much when SCs pull the time card> Well, I see we received this call 30 minutes ago, and they will be there within the hour. I am....
    SC: YES! I just called you 30 minutes ago but the police were by long before that.
    ME: <I see, I'm now expected to bend time and space and change the time you called?> I apologize again, but one hour from the time you called is still a good time considering it is rush hour.
    SC: BUT THE POLICE SAID THEY'RE GOING TO TOW IT! I need them here now! I don't have time.
    ME: <wash, rinse, repeat, with my kind, "is this good for the company" explanation when I really wanted to tell her to call earlier next time - like, oh, WHEN YOU BREAK DOWN!!> Ma'am, we will continue to monitor the call to ensure that the station reaches you. If the police arrive again <which - I'm sorry - they hardly ever keep those time lines unless you are seriously obstructing traffic and if that were the case - your vehicle would be towed immediately without haste!> please call us and we can speak to them about the station's progress.
    SC: <in the defeated tone I'm used to in these cases> okay.

    Fortunately, for this SC, when I got off the phone, the dispatcher at the radio desk behind me informed me the station had radioed in and lowered the arrival time to 20 minutes! I called her back, but spoke to a man that time and advised that I had some good news. He did thank me profusely - as it seemed I had been the one to save the day!
    "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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    Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
    SC: BUT THE POLICE SAID THEY'RE GOING TO TOW IT!
    OOOHHHH! Well in that case, let me call the people that are five minutes away from you. Man! Why didn't I think of that first?
    Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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    • #3
      Heh. This makes me remember the first time I called for a tow.

      Me: Erm, my car just broke down and I can't get it to start. I'm going to need a tow truck.
      Rep: I'm sorry, but it's a two-hour wait right now, we're extremely busy.
      Me: Um, really? Two hours?
      Rep: That's right. As I said, we're extremely busy.
      Me: Um..well. I'm blocking an intersection at XYZ (very busy place during rush hour)
      Rep: Oh, you're blocking a street? You should've said so. We'll be right over.

      By the time they arrived, a cop car had arrived and was directing traffic around my car. Glad I finally got a different car.
      A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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