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So now I'm running my own business. Best part about being your own boss?
SC wants a discount because she is buying the last of a box. Reason it is the last of the box? It's popular, if she doesn't snap it up, the next four people in line will.
SC - You will give me a discount!
Me - No!
SC - What kind of customer service is this? I have a mind to call the number on your card and have a word with your supervisor!
Me - Honey, you are wearing a Packer's jacket in the heart of Viking country, do you really think anyone cares that I just pissed you off? Sweetie, they are about to break into applause. Oh, and by the way, there is no phone number on the card and I own the place.
Yes, my prices are higher than what you will find in the store. I offer a better quality product with all natural ingredients that you can have customized to your specifications. That costs more money. Don't like it? Go shop elsewhere. Sure, it's cheaper online. They only charge $3.50 for the item I charge $4.25 for. Of course, they also charge you $38 shipping and handling and I put it in a pretty bag for you for free. No, I won't price match.
For crying out loud, this is a table at a farmer's market at a gas station, why the hell are you asking me if I take credit cards? There is an ATM at the station, use it. No, I don't take checks, there is an ATM at the station, use it. And seriously, you want me to take a check for $2? I don't think so. And no, I won't give you a discount for paying cash. See the sign that says cash only? That's why.
It's not candy. It's soap. If you let your kid bite into it after I inform you of this fact, he's going to be sick and you are going to be paying me for the product you ruined.
I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. So bugger off, you whiny git, I'm not taking your check, and no I'm not going to accept an IOU for you to pay me next week. If you are that hard up for soap, there is some in the bathroom at the gas station that has the ATM you could get cash out of if you actually intended to pay me instead of writing a bad check.
SC wants a discount because she is buying the last of a box. Reason it is the last of the box? It's popular, if she doesn't snap it up, the next four people in line will.
SC - You will give me a discount!
Me - No!
SC - What kind of customer service is this? I have a mind to call the number on your card and have a word with your supervisor!
Me - Honey, you are wearing a Packer's jacket in the heart of Viking country, do you really think anyone cares that I just pissed you off? Sweetie, they are about to break into applause. Oh, and by the way, there is no phone number on the card and I own the place.
Yes, my prices are higher than what you will find in the store. I offer a better quality product with all natural ingredients that you can have customized to your specifications. That costs more money. Don't like it? Go shop elsewhere. Sure, it's cheaper online. They only charge $3.50 for the item I charge $4.25 for. Of course, they also charge you $38 shipping and handling and I put it in a pretty bag for you for free. No, I won't price match.
For crying out loud, this is a table at a farmer's market at a gas station, why the hell are you asking me if I take credit cards? There is an ATM at the station, use it. No, I don't take checks, there is an ATM at the station, use it. And seriously, you want me to take a check for $2? I don't think so. And no, I won't give you a discount for paying cash. See the sign that says cash only? That's why.
It's not candy. It's soap. If you let your kid bite into it after I inform you of this fact, he's going to be sick and you are going to be paying me for the product you ruined.
I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. So bugger off, you whiny git, I'm not taking your check, and no I'm not going to accept an IOU for you to pay me next week. If you are that hard up for soap, there is some in the bathroom at the gas station that has the ATM you could get cash out of if you actually intended to pay me instead of writing a bad check.
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