Gravekeeper's customers have begun invading my drivethrough

[XCashier]

The only artificial bananas I know of are usually plastic, wax or ceramic and little old ladies put them in display fruit bowls with other plastic, wax or ceramic fruit as a centerpiece for their dining room table.

I think your customer has consumed a few too many wax bananas...!

[Becks]

...Artificial bananas...

[jerkface11]

Yay someone else from Arkansas! Which part of the state? I'm in the Fort Smith area.

[Captain Card]

I got GK's campers through.

Captain Card ! Captain Card! We need to make this longer but just adding the piece to the other one is too long {size requirement}, and then I go on for 5 minutes trying to nudge them to replace the one they have with the other one.

[Calud]

ARTIFICIAL Bananas? What!? How is that... why.... I don't.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[guitardude1987]

For now, at least. My descent into madness has only just begun.

[skibble]

Good lord. At least you're managing.

[guitardude1987]

They've migrated, I swear to you.

Tough Questions
SC: "I'd like six chocolate sundaes!"
Me: "OK, would you like any whipped cream and nuts?"
SC: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... ......"

And so on for 15+ seconds

SC: "No!"
Me: "OK, and what flavor ice cream?"
SC: "What do you have?"
Me: *Rolling eyes* "Vanilla...chocolate...and twist."
SC: "Is twist like vanilla and strawberry?"
Me: "......no. It's vanilla and chocolate."
SC: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ...."

I actually started banging my head against the drive window.

SC: "Choc - ........no! Vanilla!"
Me: "Good choice, Patty Duke. Can I get you anything else?"
SC: "COKE!"

Sadly, I believe she was not referring to the beverage.

"Power of Now" Ekhart Tolle!

I stood waiting (on the edge of my seat, I assure you) for around 10 minutes while a woman held up the drive through deciding on whether she wanted just plain Coke, or Diet Coke.

Are The Bananas Real?

I stood in front of a customer while making a banana split. As I peeled them, she asks "is that a real banana?"

Me: "Yes. Yes it is."
SC: "Are you sure? I don't want any artificial bananas."
Me: "Yes, I bought them at Wal-Mart earlier today when the store opened. They are 100% real. And about 80% fresh."
SC: "OK. Just so long as it's a real banana."
Me: *still making split* "Do they even...make artificial bananas?"
SC: "Yeah. They come in cans."
Me: "I think that's banana pudding."
SC: "No, no. It's got a picture of a banana on it."
Me: "OK then. Here you go."

That's all. For now.