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Quoth Getoutofmylobby View PostAnd, strangely, i find myself missing the wayward, suckassery i used to deal with on a day to day basis.
"What All Star Game?"
Me: Thank you for calling.. blah blah blah...
Clueless Lady: Yes i need a reservation for Sunday through Thursday.
Me: We have a room for tomorrow night but we're sold out of everything for Monday and Tuesday nights.
CL: Oh! My goodness! Why?
Me: The baseball All Star game is in town those days.
CL: Oh well i'm staying on business, i'm not going to that.
Me: Ok...
CL: ...
Me: ...
CL: Do you need a credit card or my name or something?
Me: Oh, uh... Well we don;t have any rooms for the nights you need.
CL: But i'm not there for the stupid game! This is BUSINESS RELATED.
Me: I'm sorry but we don't have any rooms available for any purpose.
CL: Whatever. This is stupid!
"What's Mine is Obviously Yours."
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SG: Hold on a sec <and he answers his phone and walks off, drinking MY tea>
First Customer: Do you have any more of those?
Me:
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"Two beds are better than one."
Walk in sucky customers are way worse than phone sucky customers for obvious reasons. This illustrates it.
Lady: I need a room with two beds for tonight.
Me: We're sold out of doubles tonight, i';m sorry. We have single kings.
Lady: No, i need a double.
Me: Wish i had one. They're all reserved or occupied.
Lady: No. Double bed.
Me: Yeah, sorry, i only have Kings.
Lady: <glares at me, then yells at husband who wandered off toward the pamphlet racks> THEY ONLY HAVE KINGS! NO DOUBLES
Man: Sonovabitch! <and he drops the Branson brochures he picked on the floor>
Man: I TOLD you to make reservations! Dammit! <and they then start some Jon and Kate Plus 8 style argument on the way out the door.>
I can't imagine why they didn't want to share a bed...-"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
-Ask yourself, "WWRKHTSCCJ:TMD?"
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Quoth CSR Kim View PostI am not even a baseball fan, and I have known the All Star game has been coming for...weeks, months? Anyway, a while now. I wouldn't even want to venture into St. Louis around this time. Guh, people are idiots.
Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostIt's not just sporting events that will create hotel fill-ups out the wazoo . . .It's floating wicker propelled by fire!
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