Had a right one at the club last night...
Im stood at the door checking ID's...handstamps...talking to the smokers and engaging in my hobby of bird watching when an older (35 - 40)well dressed gent comes to the door, he asks nicely how much entry is and i gave my standard reply of "3 quid mate" Now all is well to this point then the suck begins.
WDG - Well dressed guy
Reb - Me
WDG "How Much?"
Reb "3 quid"
WDG "Im local how much for me"
Reb "3 pounds"
WDG " You said free didnt you...your letting me in for free!"
Reb "No, You need to pay 3 pounds is you want to go in"
WDG "Im sure you said Free!!!"
Reb "No i didnt"
WDG "Well how much with my local discount"
Reb "5 pounds"
WDG "I thought you said 3 a minute ago?"
he starts to walk past me to the pay window just inside the door, and says to the girl there "He said it was free for me"
In i go and explain to him he has to pay or he will have to leave....he pays grumbling and he goes on in.
Fade out......
2 hours pass
Im patroling inside now, being the only non smoker i am often asked to swap places for 10 minutes when im on door control....I spot WDG walking across teh dance floor and how he managed to stay upright i have no idea...he is weaving and wobbling all over the shot banging into just about everyone he passes. Im making my way over to help him start his journey home when a bar lad stops me points out the drunk WDM and says he has had a group of girls complaining he was being "impolite and lewd" i say no worries i was on my way to deal with him anyway.
I spot WDM had sat down (or maybe fallen onto) a sofa near the dance floor so i go over give him a pat on the arm to get his attention and inform him it is time for him to leave, he just looks at me funny so i walk to stand in front of him and tell him again it is time to leave, this time it sinks in and he holds his hand out indicating he wants a hand up. Once hes on his feet he says after you and waves to the dance floor, i tell him no after him and point towards the exit. This whole after you no after you went on for about 5 round until i was thinking maybe i will be dragging him out kicking and screaming...he lurches into motion so i follow on close behind him.
He keeps glancing to see if i am walking with him and trys to make a wrong turn into the staff area, at which point i guide him past it...we walk on down the small entry corridor and come to the 90 degree turn where he can see the actual exit. He decides to stop, so i place a hand on his back and attempt to guide him on again like i did with the staff area....when he turns round and shouts "dont touch me"
Reb "keep walking and there is no need for me to touch you"
WDG "its rude to push"
At this point he is trying to stare me down so i tell him "you need to leave now"
WDG "Dotn push me"
Reb "look mate, you have 2 choices...you can walk out or be thrown out its all the same to me"
WDG "Whos going to thorw me out"
Reb "Me"
At this point he takes a step back and looks me up and down so i repeat "walk out or be thrown out, you choose"
He decides to walk out slowely, at which point i tell the people at the door not to let him back in....when he gets about 10meters away he decides to turn round and shout "Im local, We will meet again"
I shrug, the AM at the door shrugs and the person who i have swapped with so they can have a smoke shrugs......
I go back to work dissappointed...i was sure when he was sizing me up and weighing his chances he was going to try it...i was ready for it if he did mind......but its terrible to waste an adrenalin high and it takes a good 10 minutes or so to wear off!!!
Oh well at least it was a quiet night
Im stood at the door checking ID's...handstamps...talking to the smokers and engaging in my hobby of bird watching when an older (35 - 40)well dressed gent comes to the door, he asks nicely how much entry is and i gave my standard reply of "3 quid mate" Now all is well to this point then the suck begins.
WDG - Well dressed guy
Reb - Me
WDG "How Much?"
Reb "3 quid"
WDG "Im local how much for me"
Reb "3 pounds"
WDG " You said free didnt you...your letting me in for free!"
Reb "No, You need to pay 3 pounds is you want to go in"
WDG "Im sure you said Free!!!"
Reb "No i didnt"
WDG "Well how much with my local discount"
Reb "5 pounds"
WDG "I thought you said 3 a minute ago?"
he starts to walk past me to the pay window just inside the door, and says to the girl there "He said it was free for me"
In i go and explain to him he has to pay or he will have to leave....he pays grumbling and he goes on in.
Fade out......
2 hours pass
Im patroling inside now, being the only non smoker i am often asked to swap places for 10 minutes when im on door control....I spot WDG walking across teh dance floor and how he managed to stay upright i have no idea...he is weaving and wobbling all over the shot banging into just about everyone he passes. Im making my way over to help him start his journey home when a bar lad stops me points out the drunk WDM and says he has had a group of girls complaining he was being "impolite and lewd" i say no worries i was on my way to deal with him anyway.
I spot WDM had sat down (or maybe fallen onto) a sofa near the dance floor so i go over give him a pat on the arm to get his attention and inform him it is time for him to leave, he just looks at me funny so i walk to stand in front of him and tell him again it is time to leave, this time it sinks in and he holds his hand out indicating he wants a hand up. Once hes on his feet he says after you and waves to the dance floor, i tell him no after him and point towards the exit. This whole after you no after you went on for about 5 round until i was thinking maybe i will be dragging him out kicking and screaming...he lurches into motion so i follow on close behind him.
He keeps glancing to see if i am walking with him and trys to make a wrong turn into the staff area, at which point i guide him past it...we walk on down the small entry corridor and come to the 90 degree turn where he can see the actual exit. He decides to stop, so i place a hand on his back and attempt to guide him on again like i did with the staff area....when he turns round and shouts "dont touch me"
Reb "keep walking and there is no need for me to touch you"
WDG "its rude to push"
At this point he is trying to stare me down so i tell him "you need to leave now"
WDG "Dotn push me"
Reb "look mate, you have 2 choices...you can walk out or be thrown out its all the same to me"
WDG "Whos going to thorw me out"
Reb "Me"
At this point he takes a step back and looks me up and down so i repeat "walk out or be thrown out, you choose"
He decides to walk out slowely, at which point i tell the people at the door not to let him back in....when he gets about 10meters away he decides to turn round and shout "Im local, We will meet again"
I shrug, the AM at the door shrugs and the person who i have swapped with so they can have a smoke shrugs......
I go back to work dissappointed...i was sure when he was sizing me up and weighing his chances he was going to try it...i was ready for it if he did mind......but its terrible to waste an adrenalin high and it takes a good 10 minutes or so to wear off!!!
Oh well at least it was a quiet night


People only seem to save those for the coin machines or banks, anyway.
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