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  • Pure. Simple. Douchebag.

    Unfortuantely, there is no place in my store for us to put our rolling ladders where they aren't in the way of something, especially along the sidewall, where we often need to put them to store and retrieve overstock.

    Today I had the ladder along the wall, and instead of going around or asking for the ladder to be moved, this douchebag decided to squeeze past.

    And in doing so, wiped out a big stack of plastic storage boxes with a crash heard throughout the store.

    Now, it was a rather tight squeeze, but I was able to get through without knocking anything down, and I'm not what you'd call skinny. This guy had the build of a runner, and yet he knocked everything over. He probably just bulled through, not even bothering to be careful.

    I fixed him with my best WTF look.

    He looked at me, jerked his thumb in the direction of the ladder and said "Blocking the aisle. Sorry about that."


    Then KEPT GOING WITHOUT PICKING ANYTHING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He'd just knocked over a huge stack of boxes, scattering them EVERYWHERE and just kept going with a not-even-pretending-to-be-genuine "sorry about that." This was akin to the classic scene from slapstick comedy where someone wipes out a pyramid of tin cans at a grocery store, and he just kept going.

    I think my colleague put it best when he said "What a DOUCHEBAG!!!!! My God how much of a jerk do you......what an ASSHOLE!!!!!"
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.
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