I don't post much on Sucky Customers, because most of my customers don't, in fact, suck. Most of the people who call me up in the parts department are either fellow professionals or experienced do-it-yourselfers. However, I do get the occasional curveball that makes me look at the sky. An example:
Me: Da-De-O Dodge Parts, Spiffy speaking
Caller: Hi. I dumped my significant other, and he/she stole the keys to my 2001 Blazer. Can you help me?
Me: Your Chevrolet Blazer?
Caller: Yeah! Can you cut me a new set of keys?
Me: ...
Caller: ...
Me: Uh, a set of Chrysler keys won't do much good when it comes to starting your Chevy. You'll have to call a Chev dealer.
Caller: Oh. *click*
*Sigh*
Me: Da-De-O Dodge Parts, Spiffy speaking
Caller: Hi. I dumped my significant other, and he/she stole the keys to my 2001 Blazer. Can you help me?
Me: Your Chevrolet Blazer?
Caller: Yeah! Can you cut me a new set of keys?
Me: ...
Caller: ...
Me: Uh, a set of Chrysler keys won't do much good when it comes to starting your Chevy. You'll have to call a Chev dealer.
Caller: Oh. *click*
*Sigh*



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