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  • #16
    Stupidity should be punished. So I would say, force her to fork over the extra dough for a new Wii and explain that the extra couple hundred bucks is for the cost of the manual...

    I bet she doesn't have the interwebs too... *sniggers like having internet access makes one more important*
    "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

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    • #17
      Quoth SarcasticJerk View Post
      'do not put the power cord in your butt'.
      <.<

      >.>

      Well damn, I've been going about this all wrong.

      JK. I don't have a Nintendo Wii and I don't want one anyway.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #18
        Quoth SarcasticJerk View Post
        'do not put the power cord in your butt'
        Tell that to Newbomb Turk . . . he held a microphone down to his butt and farted the song "Volare" in a memorable scene of "The Hollywood Knights."
        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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        • #19
          Save a Tree! (and some shelf space) Download your manual!
          Bark like a chicken!

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          • #20
            Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
            Tell that to Newbomb Turk . . . he held a microphone down to his butt and farted the song "Volare" in a memorable scene of "The Hollywood Knights."
            *recognizes the song in question*

            *visualizes this happening on screen*

            *grins and skittles off to look up said movie/show/etc on imdb*
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            • #21
              Quoth rvdammit View Post
              Even Lego put their manuals on line. Lost my Star Destroyer manual and needed to rebuild it.
              Hehe I found some Lego manuals on brickshelf.com. I still can't believe that most of my Lego sets are nearly 30 years old...yet I can still get instructions for them
              Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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              • #22
                Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                Tell that to Newbomb Turk . . . he held a microphone down to his butt and farted the song "Volare" in a memorable scene of "The Hollywood Knights."
                Isn't that the same movie where there was a one armed violinist?

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                • #23
                  I use these three most often for people

                  http://www.usersmanualguide.com/

                  http://www.eserviceinfo.com/

                  http://safemanuals.com/

                  And of course http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/manuals/index.jsp
                  "First time I ever seen a chainsaw go down anybody's britches,"

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