No I will not go out with you!

[Argabarga]

Wow, as charming as a cactus and subtle as a cinderblock on the toes.... what exactly leads someone to think of that as approriate behavior?

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

The horns on Moses/DaVinci thing was one of my earliest lessons in art history--the sculpture was Gramma's, it's now my mom's, and then it'll be mine. Don't know what I'd do with it. I just remember rubbing Moses' head and horns all the time.

Hmm, that sounded weird.

[TimmyHate]

Argh nothing irritates me more than Men hitting on the girls at my work...normally i see them as sisters (sisters-in-arms at least ). I've had a couple of fun experiences with them tho.

Experience the first:
Background - I was the weekend supervisor at a fast food style place. Older guy (Early-Mid thirties) comes in and my (15 year old) Co-Worker goes to serve him. I'm busy cleaning the drinks fridge when i hear the following:
Man: "Are you legal"
CW: None of your business sir
Man: Well if you are i would like to *explicit*.

Naturally this riles young TimmyHate up so I wander over, say sternly that his is to GTFO of my store, and put my arm over CW's shoulders suggestively. Customer had the nerve to complain to Head Office that the supervisor was 'Romantically Involved' with a minor...we had a good laugh about that and head office told him if he ever spoke to that CW again we'd have him up for harassment of a minor...

Experience the Second:
At this point i'd moved onto call center work and was training up the newbies with some side to sides (where they do everything but I'm listening in right beside them). We worked a a large pizza chain:

SC: I'd like a large meat lovers, a cola, and you naked on my bed
Newbie naturally looks like she wants to throw up - I immediately switch over so that I am speaking
Me: I'm sorry sir but we do not offer that servc *click*

Guess hearing a male voice killed his mojo....

[AccountingDrone]

and for those of you that are wondering what statue we are discussing ... moses with horns

[protege]

Ugh. We once had a 3rd party tech who sometimes came to our office...just to leer at or hit on our female interns. Keep in mind that he was in his 50s, and they were in their early-20s. It got to the point that whenever I knew he was coming, I'd tell them to take their lunch, or send them out on small "errands." When that started, he quit coming around as much, or even staying very long to "fix" things

At that time, we only had one female intern. She left for a more lucrative banking career in another state. Then we got Raquel. Raquel was mid-20s, very sweet, pleasant to talk to. Oh, and she was freaking hot. In fact, had we not worked together, I probably would have asked her out

Anyway, this fool came in one day, saw Raquel, and then bugged her for a bit. He didn't stay long, but I did warn her that he was a bit of a perv. As far as we knew, that was the end of it. Oddly enough, he didn't stop by for awhile after that.

But, one afternoon, I had to pick up some repaired equipment from him. No sooner do I walk in the door, he starts asking me about Raquel. I didn't know her very well outside of work. Then he started going on about how hot she was, how hard it must be to work with her and then the conversation went downhill into the various things he wanted to do to her

was right! I literally didn't know what to say to him about that. Trust me, it was such a shock! I mean, Raquel and I would always playfully pick on each other at work. But, that was pretty much it. His comments went far beyond that level--I mean, if playfully picking on each other was planet Earth, his comments would be fucking Pluto!

But, the best was still to come. After Raquel left , he actually said something similar to another one of our interns...who literally slapped the shit out of him

[blas]

I got asked out and given phone numbers constantly, especially at the gas station. It took everything I had to not post them on the wall and write things like "For good butt sex!" or something....

The worst was being hit on as a waitress and having management that refused to do anything about it. I got stiffed out of a tip because I wouldn't sit on a drunk frat guy's lap, and then a few tables later, stiffed because I wouldn't give the dumb loser my phone number.

[Jay 2K Winger]

But, the best was still to come. After Raquel left, he actually said something similar to another one of our interns...who literally slapped the shit out of him

Wow. I wish I could hit someone hard enough to make them poop in their pants.

[NightWatch]

I got asked out and given phone numbers constantly, especially at the gas station. It took everything I had to not post them on the wall and write things like "For good butt sex!" or something....

The worst was being hit on as a waitress and having management that refused to do anything about it. I got stiffed out of a tip because I wouldn't sit on a drunk frat guy's lap, and then a few tables later, stiffed because I wouldn't give the dumb loser my phone number.

Kill two birds with one stone, and pass out those numbers to the creeps who hit on you. Then you get good tips AND revenge on creeps at the same time.

(Yeah, I know, too late now, but if it ever happens again!!)

[Tigerpounce]

When I worked as a Phone Jockey at America's Favorite Chip Place we would get the occasional inappropriate callers. The best was that we could mute the phone and instant transfer the person to someone else. The guy sitting next to me was super sweet and had a very distinctively male voice. Oh the hilarity. Sometimes I would get him to grab my second line if it was slow so I could hear when the perv would freak out when all of a sudden he was wanking it to a dude.

[JoitheArtist]

and for those of you that are wondering what statue we are discussing ... moses with horns

Although that's certainly the most famous one, there's actually quite a few depictions of Moses with horns. Given that the translation error was in the version of the Bible used in the West for centuries, it's not too surprising--though the horned version would specifically be of Moses as Lawgiver, not during any of the Exodus.

Ok, enough art geekiness from me for now!