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  • I Did What They Asked..

    Today I ran into a first for me. I got cussed off for doing exactly what the customer requested..bhahahahah!

    Scenario lady calls up screaming and ranting because she ordered this afternoon and asked for an email copy of the receipt and none had arrived. Long story short she'd called back five times and still no receipt. I took her information, pulled up the order and saw what the problem was immediately. She has one of the three email providers that sometimes randomly blocks our emails.

    But every time I tried to get a word in edgewise or start to try to explain or help her she yelled over me, screaming and cursing what a fly by night company we were and how we were the devil and stealing her info and not doing what we should do, yadda yadda yadda eleventy1111111!!!!!!! Cancel her order because we were ripoff clowns! We'd ruined her life and this was the worst day of her life.

    I waited for Yack-Zilla to pause long enough to take a breath after ten minutes of trying to fruitlessly explain our emails were probably in her spam folder and I replied, "OK ma'am I am canceling your order and refunding your money. Have a nice day." As my finger is on the disconnect button I hear the scream, "Don't you DARE cancel my order or hang up on me!"

    Words cannot describe the great joy I derived in telling her, "Ma'am, you requested I cancel the order so I did just that." 'Click'

    Dont' freakin' tell me to cancel your order and then freakout when I do so.
    "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

  • #2
    It's the worst day of her life because she didn't get flowers?

    Here's some flowers for her... sorry I couldn't find a "yerabitch" card so I went with congratulations.
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      Quoth calulu View Post
      Words cannot describe the great joy I derived in telling her, "Ma'am, you requested I cancel the order so I did just that." 'Click'

      Dont' freakin' tell me to cancel your order and then freakout when I do so.
      I just love the smell of Self-PWNage in the morning
      I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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      • #4
        Wow..what a twit. She had that pwnage coming to her.
        I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
        Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
        Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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        • #5
          Talk about having your ass handed back to you and not liking the smell . . .

          Could've ended the call with a cheery "Have a nice day" as you hang up. That really would have sent her pea-brain into self-destruct mode faster than a volcano.
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            Oh I always end my calls, good and bad, with something like that. I told her to have a pleasant evening in a very chipper voice.
            "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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            • #7
              Quoth calulu View Post
              Oh I always end my calls, good and bad, with something like that. I told her to have a pleasant evening in a very chipper voice.
              Too bad we can't see through phone lines and watch the person we're talking to. If we had that capability, then you just might have seen her head explode.
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #8
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                It's the worst day of her life because she didn't get flowers?
                Nope. Worst day of her life because she didn't get a receipt by email for her flowers.

                Wish my life was that awesome
                Aliterate : A person who is capable of reading but unwilling to do so.

                "A man who does not read has no advantage over a man who cannot" - Mark Twain

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