Went on maternity leave last week, and of course had to have one last...not so much sucky as creepy customer.
At the Information Desk. Guy comes up. I waddle up to help him. He says,
"Girl, someone loooooves you. I can tell you loved!"
Yeah, someone loves me enough to marry me and have a baby with me. Is there a point in there somewhere?
(I would have actually said that if I'd thought of it at the time)
He tells me what he's looking for. Some New Age-y crap from a guy whose website he found on the Internet. Which usually means you can only get the book through this New Age-y person's website, but I look anyway to be sure.
As I am searching the computer, he leans forward and...stares. Like, peers right into my face. It's unnerving. And as I try to ignore him, he kind of...moans...
"Soooooo good-lookin'."

That was it. I stepped back and said, "We can't get it. You have to go online."
He says, "Oh, OK. I'll tell my wife."

OK, I know it doesn't sound that bad, but he was just....really creepy.
At the Information Desk. Guy comes up. I waddle up to help him. He says,
"Girl, someone loooooves you. I can tell you loved!"
Yeah, someone loves me enough to marry me and have a baby with me. Is there a point in there somewhere?
(I would have actually said that if I'd thought of it at the time)
He tells me what he's looking for. Some New Age-y crap from a guy whose website he found on the Internet. Which usually means you can only get the book through this New Age-y person's website, but I look anyway to be sure.
As I am searching the computer, he leans forward and...stares. Like, peers right into my face. It's unnerving. And as I try to ignore him, he kind of...moans...
"Soooooo good-lookin'."

That was it. I stepped back and said, "We can't get it. You have to go online."
He says, "Oh, OK. I'll tell my wife."

OK, I know it doesn't sound that bad, but he was just....really creepy.

At least you have a while before you have to deal with any more weirdos.

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