Mother of the year walks up to the bar. She is carrying a baby and is holding hands with a five year old boy.
SC: Can I get into the disabled toilet so I can use the baby change facilities?
Me: Sure, no problem.
I open the disabled bathroom for her. About ten seconds later, she storms out.
SC: I AM NOT FUCKING CHANGING MY FUCKING BABY IN THERE! IT FUCKING STINKS!
She stormed off and headed to the ladies.
What happened next was witnessed by an off duty co-worker who was luckily inside the ladies room at the time.
Mother of the year barges into the ladies. She places the baby down in the sink area, and starts to change it. She then turns to the little boy.
SC: Piss all over the floor sweetheart! Piss everywhere! Do your business all over the floor and make a mess. We'll teach them a lesson won't we? And then we'll make them clean it up.
Mother of the year gets her shitty baby wipes and starts smearing them down the walls! She then throws the shitty nappy across the bathroom. The little boy is walking up and down the bathroom, pissing everywhere. Off duty co-worker is stood, completely speechless.
SC: What the fuck you staring at?
Off duty co-worker stormed out of the bathroom and ran up to me.
CW: Customersruinmylife! You won't fucking believe what I just witnessed!!
I sent my only poor female worker in to check it out. She looked like she was gonna puke. I went up to mother of the year.
Me: You can get out, RIGHT.NOW.
SC: Why??? What have I done?
Me: You know EXACTLY what you have done. You were seen.
SC: Well, I wouldn't have had to have done it if the baby change didn't smell of piss! You made me act that way!
Me: You believe what you did was acceptable behaviour??
SC: Yes! Yes I do!
Me: Then I weep for the future of your children. Now get out!
SC: You haven't heard the last of this.
She collected her things and left.
I am so angry about this. Her poor kids, what are they going to turn out like?
SC: Can I get into the disabled toilet so I can use the baby change facilities?
Me: Sure, no problem.
I open the disabled bathroom for her. About ten seconds later, she storms out.
SC: I AM NOT FUCKING CHANGING MY FUCKING BABY IN THERE! IT FUCKING STINKS!
She stormed off and headed to the ladies.
What happened next was witnessed by an off duty co-worker who was luckily inside the ladies room at the time.
Mother of the year barges into the ladies. She places the baby down in the sink area, and starts to change it. She then turns to the little boy.
SC: Piss all over the floor sweetheart! Piss everywhere! Do your business all over the floor and make a mess. We'll teach them a lesson won't we? And then we'll make them clean it up.
Mother of the year gets her shitty baby wipes and starts smearing them down the walls! She then throws the shitty nappy across the bathroom. The little boy is walking up and down the bathroom, pissing everywhere. Off duty co-worker is stood, completely speechless.
SC: What the fuck you staring at?
Off duty co-worker stormed out of the bathroom and ran up to me.
CW: Customersruinmylife! You won't fucking believe what I just witnessed!!
I sent my only poor female worker in to check it out. She looked like she was gonna puke. I went up to mother of the year.
Me: You can get out, RIGHT.NOW.
SC: Why??? What have I done?
Me: You know EXACTLY what you have done. You were seen.
SC: Well, I wouldn't have had to have done it if the baby change didn't smell of piss! You made me act that way!
Me: You believe what you did was acceptable behaviour??
SC: Yes! Yes I do!
Me: Then I weep for the future of your children. Now get out!
SC: You haven't heard the last of this.
She collected her things and left.
I am so angry about this. Her poor kids, what are they going to turn out like?



And let us not forget a lovely bout of public humiliation. No swearing (for the children's sake), but perhaps a loud reaffirming of what she considers good parenting. (While I'm venting, I wonder if a quick call to child services could be in order?)
Damn. All she had to do was ask for it to be cleaned. There's no excuse for what she did. She does need to receive a visit from the police.
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