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Here are a couple of pearlers from my fabulous job (please note the sarcasm)
The Tale Of Mrs Jones
Mrs Jones comes in nearly every day, grabs a trolley and usually just buys one thing such as a small can of baked beans for 50 cents and then comes back the next day to refund them, she does this with every product she buys, always making some excuse to get a refund.
Tonight we had a special on bananas, they were 99 cents a kilo, she grabbed a few and went to coworker G checkout, since the bananas were a tad over a kilo they rang up as $1.09, she ummed and ahhed over this price for a bit then told G she was going to a different checkout. G said ok and called the supervisor to cancel the sale.
Mrs Jones then went to coworker K checkout to buy the bananas which rang up as $1.07, she bought them at that price saving herself a whopping 2 cents.
Now she is not poor, her husband makes over $200,000 a year, no doubt she would have gone to every checkout until it rang up cheaper.
Who wants to bet those bananas will be returned tomorrow?
Strange woman.
Racism Is Alive And Well Apparantly
Lady comes up to buy smokes and I'm serving her, she took an epic amount of time deciding want she wanted and asking for different prices, she asked for a price on one brand and I turned around to look, my coworker D was beside me serving a customer and she looked up and said they were $13.10 (she was more talking to me than the customer)
Customer flips out
This is said to D
SC "Don't talk to me while someone else is serving me, you concentrate on who your serving and don't speak to me!
D
SC " Just because i'm black doesn't mean I'm stupid"
Me "She wasn't implying that at all Ma'am"
Sc "Yes she was!"
Me "No she wasn't
SC "Just don't speak to me again, worry about your own customers"
Now D couldn't serve any customers because she needed the checkout I was on and couldn't use it bcause this bitch was arguing and couldn't decide what she wanted.
She finally got her precious cancer sticks and stormed off, it will be the last time I serve her, I'm refusing her next time.
Thus ends my night
The Tale Of Mrs Jones
Mrs Jones comes in nearly every day, grabs a trolley and usually just buys one thing such as a small can of baked beans for 50 cents and then comes back the next day to refund them, she does this with every product she buys, always making some excuse to get a refund.
Tonight we had a special on bananas, they were 99 cents a kilo, she grabbed a few and went to coworker G checkout, since the bananas were a tad over a kilo they rang up as $1.09, she ummed and ahhed over this price for a bit then told G she was going to a different checkout. G said ok and called the supervisor to cancel the sale.
Mrs Jones then went to coworker K checkout to buy the bananas which rang up as $1.07, she bought them at that price saving herself a whopping 2 cents.
Now she is not poor, her husband makes over $200,000 a year, no doubt she would have gone to every checkout until it rang up cheaper.
Who wants to bet those bananas will be returned tomorrow?
Strange woman.
Racism Is Alive And Well Apparantly
Lady comes up to buy smokes and I'm serving her, she took an epic amount of time deciding want she wanted and asking for different prices, she asked for a price on one brand and I turned around to look, my coworker D was beside me serving a customer and she looked up and said they were $13.10 (she was more talking to me than the customer)
Customer flips out
This is said to D
SC "Don't talk to me while someone else is serving me, you concentrate on who your serving and don't speak to me!
D
SC " Just because i'm black doesn't mean I'm stupid"
Me "She wasn't implying that at all Ma'am"
Sc "Yes she was!"
Me "No she wasn't
SC "Just don't speak to me again, worry about your own customers"
Now D couldn't serve any customers because she needed the checkout I was on and couldn't use it bcause this bitch was arguing and couldn't decide what she wanted.
She finally got her precious cancer sticks and stormed off, it will be the last time I serve her, I'm refusing her next time.
Thus ends my night
They think that just because they get used in so many popular drinks that they can do and say just about anything they want and get away with it. Limes be the EBs of the fruit family, true's you live an' breathe. 
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