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    If you just would have listened to the 50,000 clues (now with crazy IVR!)

    Our call center like many multi-client/property call centers has that prompt on the phone that lets us know what property the guest is calling. Ours is prompted by the guest selecting the property by voice. This often causes confusion between "corporate name casino* and *name of european city casino* because they sound similar. I deal with 7 properties.

    Call comes in for "european city casino"

    Me: Hello thanks for calling "European city casino" this is angry hippie, may I have your name please?

    <normal call stuff including booking a reservation mentioning the name of the casino several times>

    Me: *confirms reservation mentioning casino name one last time*
    Idiot: Whoa, we have something really wrong, I called "tropical pink bird that rhymes with nothing else casino" I have to speak to someone else!

    Me: Oh my gosh, our IVR sometimes does direct people to the wrong property, I can book all 7 of our Las Vegas properties, I'll be glad to rebook your reservation there.

    <convinces him her really doesn't need to speak to another agent, and books reservation at correct hotel while customer is using the tone like I'm the idiot>

    Dude, how do you get all the way through a reservation before realizing the mistake? I said the name no less than 5 times lol.

    Micromachines Woman, FAIL!

    When someone calls they can enter their players club card number on their phone keypad to save time. It comes up on our phone and we type it into the computer while saying the intro (why it doesn't auto-populate? I dunno).

    This fast talking woman calls and the number plain old looks wrong and I type it anyways. I go through my intro with no card pulling up. I try and fish for clues like name and city to find it using a search. That fails so I flat out ask for the card number. She gives it and admits it was likely wrong in the phone because she was going really fast.

    Through the whole call she is talking a mile a minute and keeps giving me info in the wrong order and interrupting me, to I assume speed up the process. I have sensed her need for speed and cut down everything I say to the bare minimum and matched her pace of speech.

    Wonder of wonders this very basic call with nothing fancy took longer than my average.

    People, if you really are in a hurry the best thing you can do is be efficient not just fast. If she let me lead the call at a normal pace and paid some sort of attention to accuracy it would have been quicker.

  • #2
    Quoth Angry_Hippie View Post
    If you just would have listened to the 50,000 clues (now with crazy IVR!)

    People, if you really are in a hurry the best thing you can do is be efficient not just fast. If she let me lead the call at a normal pace and paid some sort of attention to accuracy it would have been quicker.
    This is the worst! I feel for you!!

    This happened all the time when I took calls for Auto claims.

    ME: And what is your Phone #?
    SC: It was the other guy's fault, he was driving in the left lane and...
    ME: No problem, I just need your phone number first....
    SC: but he turned in front of ME!!!
    ME: Just the phone number please.....

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    • #3
      Quoth Angry_Hippie View Post
      Dude, how do you get all the way through a reservation before realizing the mistake? I said the name no less than 5 times lol.
      We get this all the time at my job, an Accounting firm where we do tech support.

      Usually 5 times a day or better, we get people calling for QuickBooks/Peachtree support -- which we do -- who think they're calling the makers of said products...which we're not.

      There are a few things which we hope-against-hope that might clue people in to the fact that this is the case...

      - Our opening spiel includes ou name as the first thing you hear after "Thank you for calling"
      - Our name does not sound like either of theirs, even remotely.
      - Calling us gets you a human being within 3 rings unless we're swamped (no talking to computers, ever)
      - Our number is at the top of all of our pages RIGHT NEXT TO OUR NAME
      - If you look up support like this on google, you'll see our number in the link name and our name in the description or bottom line/site name
      - If you go to their sites looking for the direct number for tech support, you won't find it. At all.

      Nonetheless, we get calls like these. All the time:

      Me: Thank you for calling [accountingfirm], this is EricKei, how can I help you?
      Caller: Is this QuickBooks/Peachtree?
      ME: No, this is [accountingfirm], we do support for their products, but we are not the QB/PT company.
      Caller: Oh, you mean this ISN'T QB/PT?

      You get the idea.

      Alternatively, people will start rattling of their customer ID numbers or support plan numbers -- we use neither; we use these things called actual NAMES to track people. Strange, I know. Strike 1...Or they'll say they spoke with someone earlier today and then give a call number. We don't use those, either. Strike 2...Or they'll complain about "our" support guys in [foreign country] that they cannot understand. Strike 3. Oooo, that's all for today, thanks for playing...

      Other fun ones:

      - nobody there to begin with
      - hangup as soon as we finish the spiel
      - wants free support (NOTE: toll-free number does NOT equal free support. We charge LESS than QB/PT do!)

      I have had calls where I'm 3 minutes or better into the call (we assess whether it's something we can help with before we ask for payment info; most of the time, we can), I'll ask for name/number/Cc info/"Have you done support with us at [accountingfirm] before?", and they say "But I have a support plan with you people at QB/PT!" .... arrrrrgh! At least then, I get to tell them to call QB/PT. ("You're not them?!")

      Best part: The boss has recently started having us document these calls, to see how many we can convert into paying customers. Realistic: 1 in ten if we're exceedingly lucky. I'm sure he'll want it to be much much higher >_>
      Last edited by EricKei; 07-30-2009, 11:44 PM.
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      • #4
        Quoth EricKei View Post
        Best part: The boss has recently started having us document these calls, to see how many we can convert into paying customers. Realistic: 1 in ten if we're exceedingly lucky. I'm sure he'll want it to be much much higher >_>
        If you have a PHB, he won't be happy unless you can convert 11 out of every 10 callers to buy your plan.

        My sympathies.

        B
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        • #5
          Yay! Another casino-ian!

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