Ugh. Today was the last day I worked on a weekly basis, moving to a weekend schedule. Anyway, it was rife with crap.
Lightning Round!
So, four girls come up and ask for a refund on the photo booths. Gonna need a sup for it. Here's where the fun begins.
Me -
SC1
SC2
SC3
SC4
Me - Hi there, welcome to *park*
SC1 - I need a refund on the photo booth.
Me - Alright, I'm going to need to get my supervisor. Let me flag a worker down (no phone at my game). Let me warn you they're being really slow today. I've been waiting 2 hours for my water bottle to get filled.
SC2 - Why can't you just give us the refund?
Me - I'd get written up. It's something I need a supervisor for. Why don't you go to *area with more staffing* and ask them? They've got a ton of sups walking around.
SC3 - (either misinterpreting pronunciation or just being annoying) Soups? Since when does soup walk around?
Me - Sup is short for supervisor.
SC4 - How old are you?
Me - 15.
SC2 - No way man! You gotta be at least 20!
SC1 - I'm 14, no way you're 15.
Me - 15. Yellow nametag.
SC3 - What school do you go to?
Me - *school*. It's full of idiots.
SC4 - It explains why you're there.
Me - So are you going to head up to *area* and talk to a sup up there?
SC1 - Yeah, we're done here. *walks in wrong direction*
30 seconds later....
SC3 - Hey, octopi?
Me - Yeah?
SC2 and SC3 - *gives me the finger*

There's no need to fear, The Patronizer is here!
When there's crime to fight or just an unwarranted nit to pick, count on The Patronizer to make your job less enjoyable! So a family of about 10 walks up. Mother, father, uncle, aunt, 3 college-age kids and 3 elementary-age kids. This is gonna be good.
Me -
M - Mother
F - Father
C1 - College girl 1
C2 - College girl 2
E1 - Child 1
E2 - Child 2
Me - Hi, welcome to *park*
M, C1, C2, E1, E2 - *foists money in my face*
Me - *making change, everyone seemed to pay with a $5 or $10 on a $3 game*
M, C1, C2, E1, E2 - *prattling on, being distracting*
Me - *confused* Okay, who paid with what? Who had the five and who had the ten?
F - Look....
Me - *to one of them* Did you have the ten?
F - Hey man, how old are you?
Me - 15.
F - A fifth-grader could do this!
Me - Not when five people all want to pay their own games.
F - Oh look, the fifth grader can't do it! *being distracting*
Me -

So I doled out the cash as best I could then played their game. I gave them a suggestive sale to get them out of my face. Fuckers.
Can we start?
2 kids come up. They pay for their game and I sign them in. Then out of the corner of my eye, I see a couple fumbling through their coupon book.
Me -
K1 - Kid 1
K2 - Kid 2
A1 - Adult 1
A2 - Adult 2
Me - Sorry, we don't accept coupons at this game.
A1 - Okay. Say, how much does it cost?
Me - Three dollars.
A2 - That's not that bad. What do you think, honey?
A1 and A2 - *contemplative silence*
K1 and K2 - Can we start now?
Me - I'm attending to a customer.
A1 - Alright, we'll play. 2 people.
K1 and K2 - Can we start?
Me - I'm just getting them signed in, we'll start in a second.
A2 - Alrighty, here you go.
Me - *takes cash, doles change*
K1 and K2 - Can we start?
Me - I've got another customer!
I then start the game and get the tools off my back.


Lightning Round!
So, four girls come up and ask for a refund on the photo booths. Gonna need a sup for it. Here's where the fun begins.
Me -

SC1
SC2
SC3
SC4
Me - Hi there, welcome to *park*
SC1 - I need a refund on the photo booth.
Me - Alright, I'm going to need to get my supervisor. Let me flag a worker down (no phone at my game). Let me warn you they're being really slow today. I've been waiting 2 hours for my water bottle to get filled.
SC2 - Why can't you just give us the refund?
Me - I'd get written up. It's something I need a supervisor for. Why don't you go to *area with more staffing* and ask them? They've got a ton of sups walking around.
SC3 - (either misinterpreting pronunciation or just being annoying) Soups? Since when does soup walk around?
Me - Sup is short for supervisor.
SC4 - How old are you?
Me - 15.
SC2 - No way man! You gotta be at least 20!
SC1 - I'm 14, no way you're 15.
Me - 15. Yellow nametag.
SC3 - What school do you go to?
Me - *school*. It's full of idiots.
SC4 - It explains why you're there.
Me - So are you going to head up to *area* and talk to a sup up there?
SC1 - Yeah, we're done here. *walks in wrong direction*
30 seconds later....
SC3 - Hey, octopi?
Me - Yeah?
SC2 and SC3 - *gives me the finger*

There's no need to fear, The Patronizer is here!
When there's crime to fight or just an unwarranted nit to pick, count on The Patronizer to make your job less enjoyable! So a family of about 10 walks up. Mother, father, uncle, aunt, 3 college-age kids and 3 elementary-age kids. This is gonna be good.
Me -

M - Mother
F - Father
C1 - College girl 1
C2 - College girl 2
E1 - Child 1
E2 - Child 2
Me - Hi, welcome to *park*
M, C1, C2, E1, E2 - *foists money in my face*
Me - *making change, everyone seemed to pay with a $5 or $10 on a $3 game*
M, C1, C2, E1, E2 - *prattling on, being distracting*
Me - *confused* Okay, who paid with what? Who had the five and who had the ten?
F - Look....
Me - *to one of them* Did you have the ten?
F - Hey man, how old are you?
Me - 15.
F - A fifth-grader could do this!
Me - Not when five people all want to pay their own games.
F - Oh look, the fifth grader can't do it! *being distracting*
Me -


So I doled out the cash as best I could then played their game. I gave them a suggestive sale to get them out of my face. Fuckers.
Can we start?
2 kids come up. They pay for their game and I sign them in. Then out of the corner of my eye, I see a couple fumbling through their coupon book.
Me -

K1 - Kid 1
K2 - Kid 2
A1 - Adult 1
A2 - Adult 2
Me - Sorry, we don't accept coupons at this game.
A1 - Okay. Say, how much does it cost?
Me - Three dollars.
A2 - That's not that bad. What do you think, honey?
A1 and A2 - *contemplative silence*
K1 and K2 - Can we start now?
Me - I'm attending to a customer.
A1 - Alright, we'll play. 2 people.
K1 and K2 - Can we start?
Me - I'm just getting them signed in, we'll start in a second.
A2 - Alrighty, here you go.
Me - *takes cash, doles change*
K1 and K2 - Can we start?
Me - I've got another customer!
I then start the game and get the tools off my back.




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