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I'm in health and beauty care straightening the toothpaste and there's this guy over by the deodorant. I can tell just by looking at him and the way he talks to his wife that he's a real winner. Picture a fat trailer trash guy. Then I see him with his face in his hands calling for his wife. "Where are you?!" Then He's waving his arm around. "Hello?!!" Then she gets over there and I hear him say angrily, "That girl just STANDS there and watches!" I go over, assuming they're looking for something (I had no idea why he had his eyes in his hands, I thought he was getting emotional for whatever reason) and his wife goes, "He sprayed it in his eyes." Yep, he sprayed some Axe in his eyes. So while I'm dialing the phone trying to find out what the fuck I'm supposed to do for this guy, he walks by, waves his arm, and goes "I'm good!" Okay then.
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No serious damage, just sting from the alcohol. You could tell him to blink a lot and it will go away but you should probably refrain from pointing out that it is not intended for ocular use."What did you have for breakfast this morning? Carnation Instant Bitch?"
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If he wanted help, he should have asked, or asked his wife to do so...My question is, HOW do you get that in your face unless you either sprayed some on your face for some reason and got some in your eyes, or did it on purpose??Quoth Despina83 View Post"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
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Jeez. I bet paper work has to be filed and an "accident report" has to go in.
On the same note though, if that axe wasn't a tester, he should be charged for using the merchandise (and being an overall idiot)Comment
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Maybe he keeps getting crap from people for giving them the stink eye?
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Wait. He is old enough to have a wife, yet is messing around with stuff that appeals to a thirteen-year-old?Quoth Despina83 View Post
Getting it in his eyes is the least of his problems. Wait until he sprays it on himself and get a wiff. THEN you will hear some screaming (or maybe gagging).
EDIT: I just saw the "fat trailer trash" description. Now I get his being interested in Axe.Last edited by South Texan; 08-02-2009, 02:57 AM."Ignorance is no excuse for a law."
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I know we deal with idiots every day, but damn. This guy's a Darwin Award waiting to happen. I bet it'll be entertaining, too. Don't be surprised if his last words are, "Hey, guys, watch this!"Comment
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I use axe and I get all the women! Cuz I'm a Viking and its Raiding Day!!Bark like a chicken!Comment
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If he's trying to impress his lady, he sprayed the wrong set of balls."All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"Comment
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Now that's what I call the Axe effect!
Like I'm one to talk. I still have half a trial-size bottle of Axe shampoo/conditioner left over from vacation.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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nice-my husband wears axe-and the wishlists for certain groups of a voluntary nature over in a desert country wearing camoflage usually includes axe deodorant, as it actually lasts in the extreme heat.Quoth South Texan View PostHonestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazesComment
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