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Quoth Teskeria View PostDiane/Dianne makes sense, as does Gene (since more people use the French Jean for males lately). when they spell obvious names for me, I hit them with 'Wow! You're lucky! Your parents chose the easy spelling.' (irritates them no end, but gives them nothing to complain about).
My name is Susan.
OK, <s-u-s-a-n>
No, no it's spelled Soozynne! Duh!
Quoth Mark Healey View PostAs opposed to J-U-N-G.I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"
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I get both sides of the spelling problem. My first name is Nicole. I use the most common spelling, but I know it is not the ONLY common spelling so I have no issue spelling it for someone.
My last name is pronounced with one short syllable and uses French-ish spelling. I HAPPILY spell that one for people and I don't care when it comes back misspelled and mispronounced. Then again, I am human."Next time, Sir Twatwaffle of Assville, you should mind your own business." - Lupo
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Quoth Spider Jerusalem View PostSeriously. Just because I work behind a counter, you think I can't figure out how to spell "Ed"? If your name is Blon Fel-Fotch Pasameer-Day Slitheen, I might need help spelling it. But Ed?"Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann
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Quoth JoitheArtist View PostAt least they didn't ask you to spell Raxicoricofallapatorius!"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
"Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me
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I'm guilty of being a speller because, although my last name is only three letters long, it's rarely spelled properly.
Over the years I've would up as Gallagher, Gallow and even McGowan even though the only thing these have in common with my name is the letter 'G'. If I's known tht a three letter name would cause so many problems I never would have married Hubby.Research is the art of reading what everyone has read and seeing what no one else has seen.
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Like it sounds
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Spelled the usual way.
http://www.everything2.net/title/Longest+names
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Quoth BlaqueKatt View PostI always get-firstname+e(which is not there)
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I get first letter correct, then second letter something else entirely, and nothing else. For example: Say my name was "Emma," (which it isn't). I'll get "Ed"
Yeah, I don't get that one, either. Not only the wrong name, but the wrong gender, too.Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.
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Quoth 411guy View PostOn the spelling thing, it's funny how directory assistance customers are almost the exact opposite.
Me: Would you please spell the last name?
SC: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WENT TO SCHOOL YOU SHOULD F***ING KNOW HOW TO SPELL! (Bonus points for: ...GET ME YOUR SUPERVISOR!)
Me: The spelling of last names is not something that is taught in schools. I'm sorry but unless you can spell the name for me I will not be able to search.I don't like your attitude!
Yeah? Well you're not EATING my attitude!
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Quoth Spider Jerusalem View Post
Also on the same roll were nine or ten pictures of two huge pigs fucking. Pics taken from all sorts of different angles. Make of that what you will. O_o
*faints
Quoth Spider JerusalemQuestion from a customer holding a pack of rechargeable AA batteries: "This says 'charge before using.' Does that mean I have to charge them?"
Quoth Spider JerusalemI hadn't noticed this guy until one of the people from electronics came over and pointed him out to me. There was a guy walking around near the camera bar wearing a long shirt that reached below his crotch, hiding it all from sight. And he had one arm inside the shirt.
And his arm and hand were making very...suspicious motions.
Up and down motions.
Pumping motions.
Yes, this guy was walking through the store, masturbating right in front of everyone.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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