The crazy never stops.
Morgellon's Disease is a disease characterized by a feeling of bugs crawling on the skin and fibers coming out of lesions. The disease is still contested as to whether it IS a disease or just a psychological disorder. Anywho.
Customer comes up to me at Aid of Rite with a quart of orange juice that has flecks of dirt on it from the rain and one sesame seed looking bit on it. The guy looks unkempt, rather gray-skinned and has got lesions and bug bites up and down his legs.
"Hi there, how are you?"
"I wanna make a complaint about the juice."
"Ok, what's the problem?"
"You might wanna tell your manager about it. This stuff on it is bug pieces and they cause Mongellon's Disease."
"Mong-what?"
"Mongellon's Disease. It's caused by dead bugs and it's all over your juice. See this?" *gestures to legs* "I've been infected with it for years and it's caused by bugs like this. They still itch me every day."
"Hm."
"That sesame looking bit? If you put alcohol on it and watch under a magnifying glass it's going to sprout hairs right away and come back to life."
"Ok."
"So tell your manager about it, ok?"
"Sure, no problem."
"And remember, it's Mongellon's Disease, so don't get sick."
He stays for another two minutes while the line in back of him grows and grows and talking about the spread of disease and the government not wanting to take care of us and how it's sad that it's even on orange juice now, so on and so forth. After the line goes down, I grab a bottle of alcohol and a magnifying glass and spray the sesame bit.
Nothing happened even after I watched for another minute or so.
So I tell Awesome Manager to put the juice back into the cooler and leave it at that.
Morgellon's Disease is a disease characterized by a feeling of bugs crawling on the skin and fibers coming out of lesions. The disease is still contested as to whether it IS a disease or just a psychological disorder. Anywho.
Customer comes up to me at Aid of Rite with a quart of orange juice that has flecks of dirt on it from the rain and one sesame seed looking bit on it. The guy looks unkempt, rather gray-skinned and has got lesions and bug bites up and down his legs.
"Hi there, how are you?"
"I wanna make a complaint about the juice."
"Ok, what's the problem?"
"You might wanna tell your manager about it. This stuff on it is bug pieces and they cause Mongellon's Disease."
"Mong-what?"
"Mongellon's Disease. It's caused by dead bugs and it's all over your juice. See this?" *gestures to legs* "I've been infected with it for years and it's caused by bugs like this. They still itch me every day."
"Hm."
"That sesame looking bit? If you put alcohol on it and watch under a magnifying glass it's going to sprout hairs right away and come back to life."
"Ok."
"So tell your manager about it, ok?"
"Sure, no problem."
"And remember, it's Mongellon's Disease, so don't get sick."
He stays for another two minutes while the line in back of him grows and grows and talking about the spread of disease and the government not wanting to take care of us and how it's sad that it's even on orange juice now, so on and so forth. After the line goes down, I grab a bottle of alcohol and a magnifying glass and spray the sesame bit.
Nothing happened even after I watched for another minute or so.
So I tell Awesome Manager to put the juice back into the cooler and leave it at that.
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