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[cawaker]

woo MGS references. Also love the stories, its interesting to see how prisons can work from an insider POV.

[Plank]

Good to hear from you again, I dunno what people are whinging about, your stories are always fantastic vicarious retribution (as in, I always knew that at least there are people out there who get to stand up to the people we encounter).I was worried something had happened to you, glad to see you're doing ok.

(i only signed up recently, but i've been reading for ages)

[Legal Eagle]

Your stories are always welcome ignore the idiots who send Pms

[Lil Bunny]

Oddly enough, I was wondering where you'd dropped off to about a week ago.

*goes back to jumping for joy about more tales from prison coming to us*

[jerkface11]

I love your prison stories.

[wagegoth]

Kara's back, Kara's back!!! Happy dancing!

[Kaylyn]

Yay! I missed your stories! I kept looking up your profile, thinking I'd missed some!

Those of us who have to suck up the crap thrown at us by customers/coworkers/etc live vicariously through your ability to tell them off without consequences. Don't go away again, 'kay?

[Jay 2K Winger]

I'll admit, like others, I was worried your health had suffered from your absence. That or the State didn't like you talking about your job on the tubes or something.

Ignore the naysayers. The mods don't lock your threads or otherwise say anything bad about your "not really about customers" stories, and heck, we now have proof that some of the mods are fans! So ignore the naysayers!

Keep living the dream, Kara!

[Primer]

You're alive! YAY!! Between your health (as Raps mentioned) and your job, I was worried about you! Glad to see you back!

[Polenicus]

It's not that I don't love you guys, it's just that I kind of got bummed from being told through repeated PM's my stories don't technically involve customers.

That strikes me as pure jealousy. By that rationale, volunteers couldn't post here either. i think people are just upset that A) Your 'customers' are often better behaved than theirs are, and B) You get to BEAT THEM UP then they go psycho.

Seriously, take anything from any of your posts, change 'prison' for 'Wal Mart', and the prisoner dialogue works perfectly well for the typical Wal Mart SC, if a little subdued. It's just missing the enforced cheerfulness and spineless managers.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

It's good to have you back Kara . . . and add me to the masses of those who've missed your stories.

Just keep posting 'em as often as you can . . they're a riot.

[Broomjockey]

That strikes me as pure jealousy.

At this point, I'd like to remind everyone that the person who sent the PMs is still a member of this board, and we don't condone attacks on other members. Just because we don't know who it was doesn't make it more appropriate.

[ShootMePlease]

Kara !!

I missed you....

Why I'll Never Be a Counselor

IM (Yelling across the house): Hey [Kara}! Come here!
ME (Yelling back): Hey, [Inmate]! Kill yourself!
SGT: Um, you probably shouldn't tell them to kill themselves.
ME: Why not?

I mean, seriously, with all the budget cuts the state has been making left and right, why not try to save some money?

Also, I love you .........

[friendofjimmyk]

Today, I think I'll sit next to his cell inside a cardboard box.

.

I can just picture that now!

I'm glad you're back! I don't care what PMs you got, I love your stories!

[Teskeria]

Yay!!! Kara's back!!!
I'm still catching up on the back stories - on page 153. lol. I love your stories.