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[gerund]

Keep posting. I really like your stories.

[Moggie]

I'm glad you're back. I always enjoy reading your stuff and I'm sure most of us would love to be able to say the kinds of things to our customers that you can to yours.

[fireheart]

yay!!! Kara's back! *snugs*

I love your stories. And prisoners are technically customers....just in a different context
The prison is providing a service, the prisoners are receiving it. Their payment=their time.

[Silvercat]

Yay! You're one of my favorite posters. Next time you get one of those PMs, point them at this thread!

[crashhelmet]

Today, I think I'll sit next to his cell inside a cardboard box.

What you need to do is post a sign above something, the more odd the better, that says "Not A Microphone. Please Ignore." and another that says "Not A Camera."

BTW, welcome back. I've missed ya too.

CH

[Damien]

Hurrah! Kara's back!!! keep posted the prison stories!!

That one was totally awesome!

[Kara]

Okay, okay, I get it. Yeesh!

Seriously, though, you guys rock.

[Rapscallion]

Despite losing some weight, I tend to roll...

*sigh*

Rapscallion

[Geek King]

I was just wondering yesterday, "Whatever happened to Kara? Hope she's okay." And here you are! I join in the chorus of cheers.

Nice to have you back.

[Legal Eagle]

At this point, I'd like to remind everyone that the person who sent the PMs is still a member of this board, and we don't condone attacks on other members. Just because we don't know who it was doesn't make it more appropriate.

So it's ok for some whiner to send upsetting PMs to Kara who is a valued member and oprovides significant entertainment for the rest of the board but it's not ok for the majority of members to say that we support Kara and that we enjoy her stories?

[blas]

Kara, you are one of the most valued members on this board, one of the first person's posts who will get replies.....we all love you and love your stories! They are hilarious, headache inducing, and overall wtfness? And we love it. And we want them to keep coming.

[AdamaGeist]

Who in the world doesn't realise that prisoners ARE the ultimate SC's? Heck, some of them were SC's in the real world, that's why they ended up in there!

Keep the stories coming, I'm one of the (Obviously many) ones that love them.

[morgana]

Kara's back! *joins in the happy dancing*

Great stories; keep 'em coming!

[Megg]

*also joins in the happy dancing*

I make no secret that when I was younger (did you know you can be convicted of a felony at 17 in Texas?) I got into some trouble, and spent a little time in jail. Okay, 6 months. It wasn't prison, but those were indeed some SCs! I find it especially amusing to see it from the CO's perspective. Some of them were horrible people who got their jollies off going on a power trip, but there were so many just like you - doing your job. The EW's hated CO's like you.

Anyway, if they keep giving you crap, you could always just post these awesome stories in General Work Chat - I can guarantee I would find them wherever they may be!

[protege]

*is still laughing about the Aflac! story awhile back*

Welcome back, Kara!