Metal Gear Flaccid

[elsporko]

The idea of the inmates getting mad at you over "spying" on them makes me laugh since the residents at the group home I work at are the same way.

Well gee there son, you've gotten caught with smokes (or worse) several times, you've said you have no intention of quitting smoking, and you've taken the screen off your bathroom window. I think that might just give me just cause to look around your bathroom to see if there is any contraband. Stop complaining, if there isn't anything then you won't get in trouble anyways.

Its also funny when they assume I'm snooping when I'm not. No I didn't search the bathroom, I just had to pee and didn't feel like walking downstairs.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

I love your posts as much as I do Gravekeepers! (Are you two related, cause you have a remarkably similar turn of phrase/burning sarcasm?)

Can't wait for more stories from the Clink. ^^

[Amina516]

Id also please like to join the list of peoples who love to read Kara tales. Keep 'em coming, mama!

[Bliss]

I join the list of people who loves Kara's stories, they make my day, every time... I have been actually worried and was about to ask the mods if the knew about you, as you have a job that can be dangerous i was a little scared for your health.

About the PMs, if you wish, every time you get one, feel free to PM me, and I'll PM back how much I love you and your stories

About immates, not to go into fratching territory, and touching on incarcerament, but when I read about the punishments for bad behaviour I sometimes wish something like it could be implemented outside the walls for SCs,,,, lose points for being a SC, no points, no goodies...

[Chanlin]

First, welcome back, your stories have always made me laugh.

Second, if it is a "metal gear" how is it in any way flaccid? (yes I have played the game)

[XCashier]

And prisoners are technically customers....just in a different context
The prison is providing a service, the prisoners are receiving it. Their payment=their time.

I like that rationale!

Welcome back, Kara! Count me in as another who loves your stories! (Like the John Wayne toilet paper reference! "It's rough, it's tough, and it don't take crap offa nobody!")

[dalesys]

Second, if it is a "metal gear" how is it in any way flaccid? (yes I have played the game)

Somebody Dali-ing with it?

[Iris Kojiro]

Gold is a soft metal.

[Broomjockey]

Second, if it is a "metal gear" how is it in any way flaccid? (yes I have played the game)

Then you'd know that the "metal gear" and the "solid" refer to two different entities.

[jerkface11]

Yup Metal Gear is the giant robot that will dominate any battle field and instantly win a war for whomever posseses it. It also seems to be weak against one guy with a machinegun.

[Kara]

(Are you two related, cause you have a remarkably similar turn of phrase/burning sarcasm?)

We're karmic twins.

[Gravekeeper]

We're karmic twins.

Indeed. Brought forth from whatever Chaos tainted dark star sired us.

Though Kara's transformation sequence is far more impressive than mine.

[RayvenQ]

As for the cardboard box thing, I'd hold off on that if I were you, afterall, they'd probably just pee on it, then again after that you#d probably be able to mingle without them noticing you at all.

[BookstoreEscapee]

if they don't like what you have to say, they can just not click on the threads.

I almost didn't click on this thread, because of the title (not a gamer; I only know it's a game because I used to take care of that section in the bookstore) and I figured it would be referencing something I wouldn't get. Then I saw your name....

. . . they're a riot.

but not in that prison lock down sort of way

I love your posts as much as I do Gravekeepers! (Are you two related, cause you have a remarkably similar turn of phrase/burning sarcasm?)

Can't wait for more stories from the Clink. ^^

I have my sites that I visit every day, and then the ones that I visit once a week. I mostly hang out in the Off Topic areas, but every Sunday pretty much since I joined I've come to Sucky Customers to check for posts from GK and Kara (well, until you stopped posting, of course). I hope you post more often.

[depechemodefan]

Yah, Kara stories!

IM: You sure? I could tattoo my name on your titties.

This is typical SC think. Why do they think we want their business? We would rather go somewhere else. And his name? Again, SC think, where they assume they are the shit.

I wonder if any inmates went up to him and asked him to tattoo something on their chest, and if he said he will tattoo his name. Will the other inmate think, "ok, cool", or give him a black eye?