what a moron

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Before reading this, keep in mind that the check in time is 4 PM and this call came in at 11:30 AM

Guest: Dave, I just got to my rental house and I am utterly pissed. The trash hasnt been taken out, no sheets on the bed, kitchen is filthy, I mean this is not acceptable Dave. I need yor cleaning crew down here immediately

Me: well sir, I am not sure how you got in but the unit hasnt been cleaned yet

Guest: yea no shit, sherlock.......thats why I am cleaning

Me: well you cant occupy the property yet

Guest: well the door was unlocked

Me: ok but the property isnt ready to occupy

Guest: well you better make it ready to occupy in like 5 minutes

Me: sir check in is not until 4 PM. It's only 11:30

Guest: I dont care, I am here now and I want this damn place cleaned right away

Me: sir, you have to leave....the property is not ready to occupy

Guest: well buddy we have already unpacked our stuff and I demand the cleaners get down here this minute. It is unacceptable to spend all this money and check in to a dirty house

Me: its not been cleaned, its not ready to check in to.

Guest: Dave, you're pissing me off, son. I'll have you know I am a registered member of the NRA

Me: hmmm...that sounds like a threat

Guest: take it however you want but if them maids arent here in 5 minutes to clean this place, there will be hell to pay. CLICK

Jerk

[Ree]

Just...unbelievable.

[Gravekeeper]

What the hell is it about your rental properties that....attracts...these creatures. Is your office built on an Indian graveyard or something? ><

[EricKei]

Guest: Dave, you're pissing me off, son. I'll have you know I am a registered member of the NRA

Me: hmmm...that sounds like a threat

Guest: take it however you want but if them maids arent here in 5 minutes to clean this place, there will be hell to pay. CLICK

Jerk

"Hello, yes, 911? There's a guy at one of our rental units who appears to be armed and hostile, could you please send an officer by to check it out? Thanks."

[South Texan]

So how much of a discount did your manager give the guy for finding the unit dirty?

[Primer]

"Hello, yes, 911? There's a guy trespasser at one of our rental units who appears to be armed and hostile, could you please send an officer by to check it out? Thanks."

He is, after all, there without permission; at least until 4:00 p.m.

[elsporko]

Shouldn't that guy be arrested for breaking into your rental unit?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Guest: Dave, you're pissing me off, son. I'll have you know I am a registered member of the NRA

The National Ringworm Association?

[Mordecai]

Guest: Dave, you're pissing me off, son. I'll have you know I am a registered member of the NRA

Me: hmmm...that sounds like a threat

Guest: take it however you want but if them maids arent here in 5 minutes to clean this place, there will be hell to pay. CLICK

Please tell me you called the cops and had that conversation recorded? I'm pretty sure they would have found it interesting.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

OMG . . . totally unreal.

Where does these people keep coming from?

[Calud]

They are there early and can unpack and relax a bit. Shouldn't they call to thank you? Oo

[Getoutofmylobby]

Yeah VRS, you seem to attract some real assholes.

[TexasT]

I'm also a supporter of the "Please tell me you called the cops" idea.

[MTNLaurelPoacher]

Sir.. you HAVE NOT checked in yet, GET OUT.
Check in is at 4pm.
If you refuse to leave and let the team do their cleaning you will be charged for an extra day and enjoy a nice dirty unit for your entire stay. -OR- Be charged with trespass.

Also... In section 10, subsection b, sentences 4-7 of the Vacation Rental Agreement Addendum of 2008 , it clearly states that fire arms, fire works, fire pits, fire crotches, fire ants, fire eaters and fire bugs are not aloud at our rental units. This will be noted on your permanent record.

[Jester]

Just...unbelievable.

Ree, you surprise me. Not only are you a member here, you are a moderator. Which means, I imagine, you read more of the posts than the average member.

And yet you are still surprised by the actions of some of these yahoos. My only question to you is.....WHY? Why does any of this really surprise you any more? How is this so unbelievable to you at this point?

Because very little surprises or phases me at this point. Hell, I LOVE my job, get very few idiots, and those that I get still don't surprise me. Gravekeeper is clearly jaded by his clientele, and I doubt much surprises him, either.

Unbelievable? Sadly, it isn't.