Tweet
So there I was workin in a thrift store in Dayton(a little out of our area but for a franchise we worked for) my work order was to swap out all of the womens and mens toilets and sinks and 1 urinal,mens of course. So I get up reaaaly early, pick up my trusty apprentice Birdy and drove up to the store and got there hours before it opened. The plan start in the womens and turn the mens into a unisex and vice versa when onto the next. So the womens went off without a hitch no problems at all ,so we moved to the mens. As soon as we started dudes just kept coming in and I'd tell them to GTFO, had the guy from the store put up signs all over and I even sprwled my tools all over the floor and all calmed down until...........
We were almost done I had just pulled the last toilet off the floor and was cleaning the flange and sent Birdy out to the truck to get something for me when an old man walked in and asked to use the other toilet and I told him the cement was drying and it would be a while so go use the womens it's a unisex. So I go on about my work when Birdy walks in and I hear him run over to me and start tappin my shoulder and sayin the ol man and I said I know he's over there he's probably just old and lost his way leave him be abd Birdy said but man he's and my phone rang and my boss called to see how it was going and I told him almost done when I heard the door close Birdy screamedd DAMMIT and I said WHAT?
And Birdy said that old man was leaned up against the wall taking a shit in your water pitcher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I repeated it to my boss and all he could say was byebye and hung up laughing. So I went over there and this old man had taken my water pitcher I used to mix small amounts of cement in and took it and leaned against the wall and took a big ol' dookie in it and to boot he wiped his ass with my hand wipes not paper towels in front of him he picked up my plumbers wipes to wipe, too bad for him they are full of cleaners strong enough to rip paint right off of your hands. so I busted out the door found the maint. man and told him he came in and cleaned it up. The maint. man finally helped me block the door sufficientlly, and no more assholes that day.
We were almost done I had just pulled the last toilet off the floor and was cleaning the flange and sent Birdy out to the truck to get something for me when an old man walked in and asked to use the other toilet and I told him the cement was drying and it would be a while so go use the womens it's a unisex. So I go on about my work when Birdy walks in and I hear him run over to me and start tappin my shoulder and sayin the ol man and I said I know he's over there he's probably just old and lost his way leave him be abd Birdy said but man he's and my phone rang and my boss called to see how it was going and I told him almost done when I heard the door close Birdy screamedd DAMMIT and I said WHAT?
And Birdy said that old man was leaned up against the wall taking a shit in your water pitcher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I repeated it to my boss and all he could say was byebye and hung up laughing. So I went over there and this old man had taken my water pitcher I used to mix small amounts of cement in and took it and leaned against the wall and took a big ol' dookie in it and to boot he wiped his ass with my hand wipes not paper towels in front of him he picked up my plumbers wipes to wipe, too bad for him they are full of cleaners strong enough to rip paint right off of your hands. so I busted out the door found the maint. man and told him he came in and cleaned it up. The maint. man finally helped me block the door sufficientlly, and no more assholes that day.
Comment