WTF?

[jedimaster91]

I would have been fired for having a sarcastic attitude with customers. Honestly, if they're going to be that stupid, they're asking for it.

[protege]

Nobody's thought about the obvious side affects. Think about it. Suppose Dave *did* tell her where there was more sun. She goes there, gets burnt...and then demands compensation for it

[Broomjockey]

I always tell them "it's snowing."

And lemme guess. About 1/4 believe you, right? Maybe more, since you're offering booze.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I always tell them "it's snowing."

I would likely do the same.

Wow...the awesome powers of Dave...He can control the weather too....

Dave is god. All bow to Dave.

[mariamousie1]

Okay ma'am, I will show you how to enjoy the sun without it being blocked by the clouds. First step into this cannon...

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Okay ma'am, I will show you how to enjoy the sun without it being blocked by the clouds. First step into this cannon...

That doesn't always work. Sideshow Bob and Sideshow Mel will attest to that.

[GiftShopGirl]

And let me guess - your manager gave her a $200 refund for her trouble and emotional distress.

[Skeksin]

Okay ma'am, I will show you how to enjoy the sun without it being blocked by the clouds. First step into this cannon...

Cannon? HAH! Step into the rocket then just give me a moment to calculate the correct trajectory for the sun so that you can get the FULL experience....

Also gets rid of that particular SC for the benefit of future generations.

[Midnight_Angel]

Dave, I must repeat what others said already. There seems to be something in the water in your area. Either that, or the business you work at has been hit by a powerful curse.

[Nohbody]

I always tell them "it's snowing."

You lucked out. I was about 1 second away from taking a sip of my Coke when I read that, and just barely missed out on a

Which is just as well, carbonation plays holy hell on the sinuses.

[Jester]

And lemme guess. About 1/4 believe you, right? Maybe more, since you're offering booze.

Actually, no one believes me, but a scarily large number do do a double take, and/or a questioning look. Probably because I am able to say such silly things with a straight face.

You lucked out. I was about 1 second away from taking a sip of my Coke when I read that, and just barely missed out on a

I think you mean YOU lucked out. You and your monitor. Because, frankly, had you geysered your soda, it wouldn't really have affected me at all.

[Nohbody]

No, I meant you lucked out because you didn't wind up owing me a new keyboard/monitor.

(The above being purely in jest, BTW, in case it wasn't obvious. I know I take my figurative life into my hands going into a spew-prone forum while drinking/eating something.)

[Tito]

Heh, she sounds about the same mentality as some of the people my friend who works at the welcome center up in Vermont gets. Up in Vermont, they have 'caution, watch for moose on roadway' signs. After seeing one of these signs, one guy asked her where the best place to find moose is. She thinking to herself 'how the hell should I know, they're wild animals!' I forget what she told the guy, I think she said she really wasn't sure.

Then in the Fall during leaf season, she gets all the leaf peepers. People are always asking her the best place to find the leaves. She feels like saying 'in the trees!'

She's actually going to be leaving there, soon, because she moving to a different state to be closer to her kids.. Hopefully she gets out of there before the next leaf season!

[depechemodefan]

Heh, she sounds about the same mentality as some of the people my friend who works at the welcome center up in Vermont gets. Up in Vermont, they have 'caution, watch for moose on roadway' signs. After seeing one of these signs, one guy asked her where the best place to find moose is. She thinking to herself 'how the hell should I know, they're wild animals!' I forget what she told the guy, I think she said she really wasn't sure.

me: *looks at watch* Rocky and Bullwinkle will come on in about 15 min. on channel 34.

[tropicsgoddess]

I would've started drinking after hearing all the stupid people you get on the phone, VRS. Dude, I don't know how you do it without wanting to or .