Dave, could you take your guests back, please

[smileyeagle1021]

It just occurred to me, reading this thread, that I now know how the world will end.

A single SC that booked with VRS, had a stopover on his flight and was sent to Smiley's hotel by moi. A perfect trifecta.

It would be the breaking of the 7th Seal.

well then, just make sure before booking anyone in my hotel to make sure that they didn't book a vacation rental with a guy named Dave... I don't really want the world to end, I was just starting to like it again

[dalesys]

It just occurred to me, reading this thread, that I now know how the world will end.

A single SC that booked with VRS, had a stopover on his flight and was sent to Smiley's hotel by moi. A perfect trif*cta.

It would be the breaking of the 7th Seal.

Spelling error auto-corrected: wrong second vowel.

[Gravekeeper]

It just occurred to me, reading this thread, that I now know how the world will end.

A single SC that booked with VRS, had a stopover on his flight and was sent to Smiley's hotel by moi. A perfect trifecta.

It would be the breaking of the 7th Seal.

[AriRashkae]

He reminds me of a few summers ago when I had that psycho bitch who called us because there was kids playing too loud on the beach while she was trying to relax and then she called the cops....lol

You have posted this one, correct? Time to go thread hunting.

[cawaker]

just remember kids the hotel hall drunks are always more afraid of you than you are of them. like a gnat.

[EricKei]

Well I can't believe if this man was in the room with scared wife, scared wife was still scared? What does that say about SC

. . .

I think the wife was with the real psycho in this story.

Exactly what I was thinking. Not so sure it was the drunk she was afraid of, especially if his temper tantrum is indicative of his past behavior.

[Jester]

It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril

That kind of customer? Old hat down here.

it is never funny when one hears a rapist/childmolester/murderer gets out of prison.

Oh, I am sure there are times it can be funny. As the great George Carlin famously said, you can joke about ANYthing....it's all in how the joke is constructed.

I myself have gotten people to drink to and/or applaud both prison anal rape and beating the shit out of a woman. It sounds unlikely, until you understand what the situations were.


Edited to add: So that I can head the hate mail off at the pass, the situations were 1. a guy going to jail for using my friend TD as a punching bag regularly, and 2. my girlfriend's delightful 10 year old daughter being assaulted and choked by her psycho paternal aunt.

[vacation_rentals_suck]

oh no not THAT guy...he rents with us every year and we always hope he wont be back but no such luck...lol

He reminds me of a few summers ago when I had that psycho bitch who called us because there was kids playing too loud on the beach while she was trying to relax and then she called the cops....lol

[mattm04]

I accidentally before. I was with some friends and wet to get Ice. I knocked on the room next to us, realized the mistake after two knocks. I heard the people in the room get up and walk to the door. I quick "I'm sorry" and "No bog deal" from teh occupant resolved that.

But really, a steel door with the key card lock, dead bolt and security chain and you are afraid of a knock. Wimp.

[RickSpangle]

No great surprise when it turns out the guy wants a refund - he probably saw the whole incident as his golden ticket to getting a free night's stay. Note the fact that his wife was "alright now" after her life-threatening scare.

[blas]

Most hotel rooms have peepholes. That's already more than I have at my apartment!

[depechemodefan]

Maybe the wife was watching something on Lifetime. You know, the made-for-tv movie based on a true story. The rapist of a woman's therapist's-cousin's-bridesmaid's-hairdresser just got out of jail is now after her!*

Or maybe they watched a Wes Craven movie.

Or maybe the wife is 14 years old.

or a chihuahua.

*note, it is never funny when one hears a rapist/childmolester/murderer gets out of prison. But sometimes, Lifetime just trolls for the most out of the way stories.

[Mr Hero]

"Dave's not here, man!"

?

No, I"M Dave.

Yep, I was thinking this too.

[Skeksin]

So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel and I'm like "Hey, you can't have that! That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"

[Nohbody]

Did anyone else think of another Dave when they read this bit?

"Dave's not here, man!"

?