Let's have fun in the pharmacy...

[reirei]

Hey everyone! I hope you are all having a good week!



Top five things said to me at the pharmacy intake counter.

5. SC: Obama's president now. All of my medicine should be free.
Me: ... ... No.
*Note: I am not being political, I seriously get asked that at least twice a week*

4. Sc: *confused* So you don't make prostetics?
Me: Sir, this is a Mart of Wall. You have to go to a special store for that, *begins to name some in the area*
SC: *Exasperated* But Mart of Wall is supposed to have EVERYTHING!

3. SC: I have coupons for my medicine, why didn't you put them through?
Me: I'm afraid their expired ma'am. You can go to the medicines website and get more though.
SC: But why didn't you do that for me?
Me:

2. SC: I can't find baby formula.
Me: It's in the infant's department ma'am.
SC: Well why the f**k is it over there?

1. SC: Are you telling me I have to call my insurance company?
Me: Yes sir. They will explain why your co-pay has increased.
SC: I have to call the insurance company, not you?
Me: Yes.
SC: I have to call my insurance company??
Me: ... ... ... Yes.
SC: If you f**king say yes when I ask you that question again, I am going to come over that counter and smack the sh!+ outta you.
*I would like to point out that I am female and almost six foot tall. The man in question could not be taller than five foot four inches, so he was litterally standing on his tiptoes trying to intimidate me*
Dude in line behind him: *taps him on the shoulder* Buddy, I don't think that would work out to well for you, 'cause she would kick your ass, and then I would kick your ass on principle.
SC: *face turns nearly gray he goes so pale* I'll call them on Monday. *Hurries away*
Me: Sir, I would kiss you if I wouldn't be fired for doing it.
Dude in line behind him: How the hell do you people put up with that sh!+ all day long and not snap?
Me: Sheer force of will.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Dude in line behind him: *taps him on the shoulder* Buddy, I don't think that would work out to well for you, 'cause she would kick you ass, and then I would kick your ass on principle.

Who says chivalry is dead?

[Soulstealer]

Who says chivalry is dead?

Indeed he offered up the first punch and everything. Now that's my kind of guy.

[JoitheArtist]

Dude in line behind him: *taps him on the shoulder* Buddy, I don't think that would work out to well for you, 'cause she would kick you ass, and then I would kick your ass on principle.

If you can't have him, then can I??

[bainsidhe]

SC: If you f**king say yes when I ask you that question again,

~Nods~
MmmHmmm
Indeed
You betcha
Correct
Absolutely
Like...yeah!
We have a winner!
~Points and laughs~

[Eric the Grey]

Who says chivalry is dead?

It's not dead, just mispronounced.


Eric the Grey

[depechemodefan]

SC: If you f**king say yes when I ask you that question again, I am going to come over that counter and smack the sh!+ outta you.

Egad, what the f*&^ is wrong with people? Ok, redundant question, but still, what are people watching on tv to pick up that behavoir?

That was cool that dude #1 stepped up.

[mikoyan29]

Maybe he was watching Pulp Fiction the night before...

Say what again!

Say WHAT AGAIN!!!

[blas]

At least he didn't shout "INCONCEIVABLE!"

[nuthing12]

Dude in line behind him: *taps him on the shoulder* Buddy, I don't think that would work out to well for you, 'cause she would kick you ass, and then I would kick your ass on principle.

Hallelujah! A smart and decent customer for once. We need more like him.

[Mnemjian]

SC: If you f**king say yes when I ask you that question again, I am going to come over that counter and smack the sh!+ outta you.

Ooooh, threatening a woman! Big man! (Not literally apparently ) That was awesome the way the other guy stood up for you. I especially like how he pointed out that you could kick the jerk's butt easily enough by yourself But did he really think that you would call his insurance for him if he threatened you enough? What a loon.

[Pagan]

2. SC: I can't find baby formula.
Me: It's in the infant's department ma'am.
SC: Well why the f**k is it over there?

*headdesk*


What I can't figure out though is why the dog and cat food is over in grocery and all the other animal stuff is over by the Garden Center?

[mikoyan29]

As if the location of the baby formula is your doing?

[Iris Kojiro]

Threatening a pharmacy worker...

I guess I should consider myself lucky to have never been threatened like that at the Medicine Hat.

I don't know how you do it, Reirei. Had that been me, that person would have been led out in cuffs.

[NightWatch]

I don't know how you do it, Reirei. Had that been me, that person would have been led out in cuffs a body bag.

edited for my amusment.