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  • The case for "seen, not heard"

    I’m approached by a mom and her kid. The kid is maybe 6-8 years old. Mom asks me how to get a new library card and the kid feels like adding his own two cents about the lost card and “I need a card to play the video games.”

    So I just talk over the kid. Of course, the mom looks at me confused because I’m talking, the brat is talking, and she can’t hear me.

    I hand her two forms (as the kid still rattles on) and my phone rings. I answer the phone as the mom tries to ask for a pen, and she walks away since I’m not giving her my undivided attention.
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

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    Did anyone read the Little House on the Prairie books when they were kids? It always amazed me how respectful the children were. It was expected. If a child was rude at all that was reason enough for a whipping! Extreme, yes, but damn were the children well-behaved. And I bet they didn't grow up to be SC's either
    !
    "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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    • #3
      Quoth Mnemjian View Post
      Did anyone read the Little House on the Prairie books when they were kids? It always amazed me how respectful the children were. It was expected. If a child was rude at all that was reason enough for a whipping! Extreme, yes, but damn were the children well-behaved. And I bet they didn't grow up to be SC's either
      I have to agree. If I did HALF of what kids do now a days my arse would have been so black and blue I wouldn't sit for 3 years! I am not saying I was 'beat' but I did get a good swat on the butt when deserved!

      I was drilled "children should be seen not heard" , "pretty is as pretty does" and "santa sees you all year"!
      You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer! - Pinkie Pie

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      • #4
        Quoth Mnemjian View Post
        Did anyone read the Little House on the Prairie books when they were kids? It always amazed me how respectful the children were. It was expected. If a child was rude at all that was reason enough for a whipping! Extreme, yes, but damn were the children well-behaved. And I bet they didn't grow up to be SC's either
        Of course there's also the part in Farmer Boy where they discuss the schoolteacher who was beaten to death by his students...

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        • #5
          Quoth Docmayhem View Post
          Of course there's also the part in Farmer Boy where they discuss the schoolteacher who was beaten to death by his students...
          I don't remember that, but I do remember when the meek schoolteacher borrows a bull whip to scare the christmas out of the bullies

          OT: Now that I think about it, I'm surprised they haven't remade all those books into movies just like everything else.
          !
          "For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction." -- Lord Byron

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          • #6
            Quoth Mnemjian View Post
            I don't remember that, but I do remember when the meek schoolteacher borrows a bull whip to scare the christmas out of the bullies
            The 'meek' schoolteacher was a friend of the one that died. Almanzo's father helped him get revenge (lent him the blacksnake whip).

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            • #7
              Quoth depechemodefan View Post
              Mom asks me how to get a new library card and the kid feels like adding his own two cents about the lost card and “I need a card to play the video games.”
              Meaning, the Mom brings the kid to the library to play Flash games on your computers...? o_O If so, it seems that her attentiveness and control over him, or lack thereof, extends to more places than just the line when she's speaking with someone...
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              • #8
                Quoth Mnemjian View Post
                OT: Now that I think about it, I'm surprised they haven't remade all those books into movies just like everything else.
                There are a lot of parts that won't resonate well with modern audiences. The spanking children scenes and the minstrel show bit come to mind.

                Still, they were good books, a good bit of history and I learned a lot from them (like how food was stocked up for the winter; quite interesting).
                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                • #9
                  Quoth EricKei View Post
                  Meaning, the Mom brings the kid to the library to play Flash games on your computers...? o_O If so, it seems that her attentiveness and control over him, or lack thereof, extends to more places than just the line when she's speaking with someone...
                  Actually, it's for the Wii. There are stations to play at, but you need a library card to check out the games (which can only be played at the library; you don't get to take home the games).
                  Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                  Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                  I wish porn had subtitles.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth XCashier View Post
                    There are a lot of parts that won't resonate well with modern audiences. The spanking children scenes and the minstrel show bit come to mind.

                    Still, they were good books, a good bit of history and I learned a lot from them (like how food was stocked up for the winter; quite interesting).
                    can I embarrass myself and say that I still like reading them, and I'm 31?
                    "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
                    "Love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle" Steve Jobs

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Cat View Post
                      can I embarrass myself and say that I still like reading them, and I'm 31?
                      I have the boxed set, plus On the Way Home: The Diary of a trip from South Dakota to Mansfield, Missouri in 1894, and West From Home: Letters of Laura Ingalls Wilder, San Francisco, 1915. I haven't read them in a long time but one of these days I would like to read them all again.
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #12
                        I have those all too....though I'm missing a few
                        "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
                        "Love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle" Steve Jobs

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Cat View Post
                          can I embarrass myself and say that I still like reading them, and I'm 31?
                          What's embarrassing about that? Well-written books appeal to all ages. Heck, if grownups can read Harry Potter, they can certainly read the Little House series!

                          I haven't read the series in about thirty years, but I think I'll check them out from the library and re-read them (and keep putting off reading the dozens of other books piled up here that I've been meaning to read...!)
                          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth XCashier View Post
                            Heck, if grownups can read Harry Potter, they can certainly read the Little House series!
                            Unless you're British and the "adult edition" isn't available. I don't get it. Only the cover art is different, yet they seem to sell. I run across them a lot and I'm 1/3 of the way around the world from the U.K..
                            Proud to be a Walmart virgin.

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                            • #15
                              It was my understanding that certain edits were reverted in the "adult" edition. Nothing hugenormous, but maybe the equivalent of a chapter's worth of material in each book, possibly spread out amongst the pages of each...?

                              I brought up HP with my roomie the other day, and he immediately went into some tirade about Rowling herself, saying that the books were just for little kids (warning sign number one that he had obviously never even LOOKED at one), and, at one point, even complaining that -- and I quote -- she threw in "more mature" content towards the latter books to get older readers to buy them.

                              The latter books. The ones where the main characters are what, nearly 20...? Having them act like young adults makes perfect sense to me...

                              I was able to straighten him out somewhat (tho he still won't read them); I happen to like them, myself. They've got nothing on LoTR (sorry, I'm a Tolkien nut), but they are, imho, the modern era's equivalent, in their own way.
                              "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                              "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                              "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                              "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                              "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                              "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                              Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                              "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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