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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh
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...I have a completely different song in my head. The one that gets played at the end of EVERY wedding reception I have ever been to..."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
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And this has given me an idea for a new topical male-enhancement cream.Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
HARD-ON! Apply directly to the penis!
HARD-ON! Apple directly to the penis!Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Bitchy comment, bitchy comment, dick joke
I have CDO. It's kinda like OCD, but the letters are where they should be!
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...Comment
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Perhaps he should write a letter of complaint to the company. After all, the penis mightier than the sword...
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I love you in a completely platonic way.Quoth MelodiousBubbles View PostBitchy comment, bitchy comment, dick jokeComment
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It thinks it is. How else can you get in BIG trouble thinking with a LITTLE head?Quoth XCashier View PostPerhaps he should write a letter of complaint to the company. After all, the penis mightier than the sword...
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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And why would that be?Quoth Broomjockey View Post
That's "The Pen is Mightier," Mr. Connery.Quoth XCashierI have CDO. It's kinda like OCD, but the letters are where they should be!
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...Comment
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All I can say is that I WISH you worked in one of the couple stores we have in my hometown. You RAWK!Just to cut off any helpful suggestions: This woman was not blind, nor disabled. She was just a bitch. - BoozyComment
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I knew SOMEONE would get itQuoth Broomjockey View Post
I have CDO. It's kinda like OCD, but the letters are where they should be!
After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...Comment
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My LiveJournal
A page we can all agree with!Comment
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I could use a penis mightier. Might come in handy.Comment
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Someone really went off half-cocked
Happiness is the exercise of vital powers along lines of excellence in a life affording you scope.Comment
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reminds me of a guy from another message board
his avatar read:
MY
PEN IS
HUGE
but seriously... maybe it wasn't the formula?
maybe the customer was trying to turn a twig into a trunkComment
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Kinda sounds to me that the guy got shafted.To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be...Comment
Um, I was making another pun, that's why I spelled it that way.
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