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If carlsberg made managers...
I was in the pub last night chatting with a few friends about old jobs. Two of them worked in a local fish and chip shop whose manager had a certain... reputation.
Customer comes in having just bought a bag of chips.
Customer "I want to make a complaint! There's only 13 chips in this bag."
Boss "I'm sorry, you were served by the new girl. She used to work in a bakers."*
Boss then takes one of the chips out of the bag and puts it back into the frier.
Another customer "Are you the manager?"
Boss "I'm the owner Madame."
AC "One of your staff just told me to f&£@ off!"
Boss "Then why are you still here?"
I know these are awful, but after all these years of SC's some pure ownage does make me laugh.
*A "bakers dozen" is a slang term for thirteen.
Customer comes in having just bought a bag of chips.
Customer "I want to make a complaint! There's only 13 chips in this bag."
Boss "I'm sorry, you were served by the new girl. She used to work in a bakers."*
Boss then takes one of the chips out of the bag and puts it back into the frier.
Another customer "Are you the manager?"
Boss "I'm the owner Madame."
AC "One of your staff just told me to f&£@ off!"
Boss "Then why are you still here?"
I know these are awful, but after all these years of SC's some pure ownage does make me laugh.
*A "bakers dozen" is a slang term for thirteen.
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