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"Oh God she is hyperventilating.
She's not hyperventilating. She's just sucking all the oxygen out of the room.
She's not hyperventilating. She's just sucking all the oxygen out of the room.
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No, I'd say she's blowing quite a bit of hot air actually...Quoth Sheldonrs View Post"If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurantComment
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Dude...seriously? Who do they think would ever fall for that?
"Yes, she has a rare but severe allergy to old things. Tragic, really -- and expensive, what with having to completely redecorate and refurnish the house every five years."Comment
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This week on Lifetime, the vacation from hell....
Oh my good...Look at these tapestries, they must be at least 500 years old. And this suit of armor...who even has these anymore? Is that....Oh my god it is...Classical music on the stereo...that shit is so fucking old...
Hey baby, I'm leaving you for a younger woman.
Wh...what???? Well you're old too...Comment
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All I can think is that they're doing a very bad impression of Harrison Ford in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade"?Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Otherwise, I got nothin'It's floating wicker propelled by fire!Comment
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No, she was panicing at the thought of having to actually pay for what she wanted. Have you notice how some people go absolutely bonkers when you say 'you must pay'Quoth LillFilly View PostShe was panicking THAT badly because the house was not up to her standards!!?? Wow, she must not go out very much; I'm sure driving through an inner-city area would kill her!
Subjecting her to out-of-date decor, Dave you are a truly evil person.
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