grrrrr

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: yes Dave, I wanted to report I saw a racoon on the bike trail here

Me: ok should I send animal control down there?

Guest: no, its gone now, I was just calling to make you aware

Me: ok

Guest: well dont you need to know my name and where I am staying for your records

Me: no sir

Guest: so are you actually going to log this or do you just not care?

Me: I mean I will let property services now

Guest: well can a manager call me to confirm?

Me: certainly

Guest: you know everyone else I talk to there is so helpful but youre certainly not

Me: I am so sorry

Guest: yea whatever....CLICK

[gaspode]

Guest: well dont you need to know my name and where I am staying for your records

Is that so when you catch it, you can name it after him?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Is that so when you catch it, you can name it after him?

No, that's for when you catch it, so you can let it loose in his/her room.

[Bliss]

No, that's for when you catch it, so you can let it loose in his/her room.

Why you'd do that to a poor 'coon? those are innocent animals

[BookstoreEscapee]

Uh, the bike trail is outside, correct? In, like, nature 'n stuff? How can you let raccoons out there? They could get rabies or something from the tourists.
Or worse, they'll start coming in demanding oceanfront villas with gourmet trash cans.


PS Bliss, I like this avatar a lot better than the last couple. Less disturbing.

[mikoyan29]

Did he come into the place to look for Gideon's bible?

[ArcticChicken]

Did he come into the place to look for Gideon's bible?

I just got rid of the last song stuck in my head. I was ready for some peace and quiet.

[Calud]

How dare you make so much sense with your short and on the spot answers, dave! That is ridiciolous!

[dalesys]

I just got rid of the last song stuck in my head. I was ready for some peace and quiet.

Welcome to "Earworms 'R' Us"

We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine

[tamezin]

I am confused, why would you log a racoon siting, or even worse waste someone elses time by reporting it to a property manager? Racoons are everywhere.

Was there some type of scavenger hunt where the first person to call in with a racoon siting wins a special prize?

If so I want to play...there is a small family of them that live in my trash. The mess they make every other day or so makes it seem like they are a large family, but they are just really busy. I have seen them, Mommy and two kits (I think it is kits not sure)

VRS if I call you every time I see them, do I get a prize too?

[mikoyan29]

did you get this call shortly after?

[Broomjockey]

Wait. You didn't take their name, or where they were staying, but a manager is going to call them.

...

Seriously dude, stop condensing these. You're starting to leave plot holes.

[blas]

I'm starting to think that every once in a while, Dave probably just agrees or says something halfway comforting to the caller, just so they might shut up or hang up quicker.....

That or maybe it is a hole...

[Calud]

I'm thinking that if they call from the housephone he has caller ID and knows which house it is, so he doesn't need the name.

[Willis]

A racoon is hanging out on a trail in it's natural habit and this imbicile thinks it's important to report it because they are invading the racoons' space? How stupid can people be? I would've probably told the person that no I don't care because their complaint makes no sense.