I am gathering carts in the parking lot of my WM and a customer comes up honking his horna nd scaring me to death.
SC: Hey!!!!! Could you move your lazy ass down to the f-cking store and clear away some F-cking parking spaces.
ME: Sir, I...
SC: F-ck you get the spots cleaned or I'll have your job!! Motherf-cker!!!!
Me: <sighs, goes to the store, remarkably since there are 2 of us working all iof the spaces by the store were clean> Sir what spot do you want emptied?
SC: Stupid b-stard, that spot under the carport m-therfucker.
ME: Ah, that's the side walk sir, parking is not permitted there.
SC: Sez who?? F-cker I want a manager, i ain't gonna park no fifty feet from no building!!!!
Manager: <who was out grabbing a smoke> Sir, Parking is not permitted on the sidewalk. If you do park your car here we WILL have it towed at YOUR expense.
SC: F_CK!!!!!!!<speeds off almost hitting 2 cop cars>
(BTW: The cops stopped him later for reckless driving turns out he was stoned and drunk, while he had his kids w\him. Poor kids.)
Also while i was getting carts a African American woman buys a basketball backboard.
Me: Do you want help w/ that ma'am.<I know it's annoying but we are required to ask
>
HER: F-ckin god no!!! You stupid b-tch!!!!! You think i need help cause i am a woman you sexist piece of sh-t!!!!!!! F-ck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I wanted help I'd get it from a member of my own race, not from a f-cking c-acker like you, you h-nkie. <I turn away> What where's your KKK robe you racist b-tch???
ME: Ma'am ......
HER: Oh, does it strain you to saY ma'am h-nkie, well, guess what I am better then you and I will always be better than you because you are A USELESS PIECE SH-T !!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID THAT YOU HAVETA WORK HERE!!!!!
<I walked away, never argue with jack-sses, tht's one of my rules>
(Later this woman ran into a stop sign and hit a bush, because she was searcing for a CD on the floor board of her car, while she was driving!!
SC: Hey!!!!! Could you move your lazy ass down to the f-cking store and clear away some F-cking parking spaces.
ME: Sir, I...
SC: F-ck you get the spots cleaned or I'll have your job!! Motherf-cker!!!!
Me: <sighs, goes to the store, remarkably since there are 2 of us working all iof the spaces by the store were clean> Sir what spot do you want emptied?
SC: Stupid b-stard, that spot under the carport m-therfucker.
ME: Ah, that's the side walk sir, parking is not permitted there.
SC: Sez who?? F-cker I want a manager, i ain't gonna park no fifty feet from no building!!!!
Manager: <who was out grabbing a smoke> Sir, Parking is not permitted on the sidewalk. If you do park your car here we WILL have it towed at YOUR expense.
SC: F_CK!!!!!!!<speeds off almost hitting 2 cop cars>
(BTW: The cops stopped him later for reckless driving turns out he was stoned and drunk, while he had his kids w\him. Poor kids.)
Also while i was getting carts a African American woman buys a basketball backboard.
Me: Do you want help w/ that ma'am.<I know it's annoying but we are required to ask
>HER: F-ckin god no!!! You stupid b-tch!!!!! You think i need help cause i am a woman you sexist piece of sh-t!!!!!!! F-ck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I wanted help I'd get it from a member of my own race, not from a f-cking c-acker like you, you h-nkie. <I turn away> What where's your KKK robe you racist b-tch???
ME: Ma'am ......
HER: Oh, does it strain you to saY ma'am h-nkie, well, guess what I am better then you and I will always be better than you because you are A USELESS PIECE SH-T !!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO STUPID THAT YOU HAVETA WORK HERE!!!!!
<I walked away, never argue with jack-sses, tht's one of my rules>
(Later this woman ran into a stop sign and hit a bush, because she was searcing for a CD on the floor board of her car, while she was driving!!

I guess you just can't win
Well, don't worry, because it sounds like both those idiots got what they deserved!
Those people are HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!! I'm ashamed to know that they are considered part of the human race.
That's disturbing.
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