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  • #1

    Shit Weasels .... ((gross..))

    Tonight was just... ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS.... and I was so thankful, by the time I left, that I was stuck back in the fitting room ALL night just from the sheer HORROR of the stories my CW's told me. We had everyone tonight

    The Hagglers, The Tag Switchers,The Decoysand The Shoplifters ((our other Dress for Less out in the Vally had a huge theft tonight 2 guys did a grab-and-go with about $200+ worth of merchandise, so we were on high alert for anyone matching their description or any pricey returns))

    But the most fun had tonight was from the person I have dubbed The Shit Weasel
    My manager for the evening kept finding Shit... literally Shit... Everywhere... almost all night. Our FES told me she had the mop and bucket out at LEAST 18 times... and only one of those was for an actual spill. She would clean one area... go clean another...come back and there would be more shit.

    I had to comment at one point "What are they just carrying around a bag of CRAP thinking 'hey I'll just throw some poop here that'll be fun' idiots"

    We have no idea where the poop came from... one thing they are sure of though... it was NOT animal poop... there is a distinctly different smell between people and animal... and it was not some kind of animal.... which makes it even worse....


    I told my manager I was happy in the fitting rooms for the rest of my life.....
    "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
    -Red
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    Quoth Red_Dazes View Post
    I told my manager I was happy in the fitting rooms for the rest of my life.....
    Then you haven't encountered the disgusting mothers who leave dirty diapers in your fitting rooms yet.

    Yes, they're called changing rooms, but not that kind of changing!
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    • #3
      Nor have you encountered the sort of people who soil themselves in the store's clothes then leave them in the fitting rooms.
      It happens. Oh my how it happens...

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      • #4
        Ah-WUH? You mean to tell me your manager ended up cleaning up shit 17 times in one night?!?

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        • #5
          Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
          Then you haven't encountered the disgusting mothers who leave dirty diapers in your fitting rooms yet.
          Quoth rerant View Post
          Nor have you encountered the sort of people who soil themselves in the store's clothes then leave them in the fitting rooms.
          It happens. Oh my how it happens...
          Actually I have encountered both of those on MULTIPLE occasions. You can't work the fitting room for two years and NOT have encountered that kind of horror. However... the severity of those VS the severity of last night.... Well I would much rather deal with those once in a while than have to deal with crap all night long. I will admit the first thing on my mind when my manager told me about it was *NOOOO THERE MUST BE SHIT IN THE FITTING ROOMS TOO* but I escaped unscathed.

          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
          Ah-WUH? You mean to tell me your manager ended up cleaning up shit 17 times in one night?!?

          I love my job, I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.....

          *giggle* Yes. That was my reaction. *pats*
          "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
          -Red

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          • #6
            I once had to deal with a rash of people who would go into the changing rooms and pee, then flee into the night. I was all ready to sit there all night listening and then tape some bastard into the stall when I heard the telltale splashing, but my manager wouldn't ever let me.

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            • #7
              Quoth RetailKate View Post
              I once had to deal with a rash of people who would go into the changing rooms and pee, then flee into the night. I was all ready to sit there all night listening and then tape some bastard into the stall when I heard the telltale splashing, but my manager wouldn't ever let me.
              An electric fence charger is your friend...

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              • #8
                Eeeeew! That IS gross.

                It's possible it could be someone (possibly elderly?) with bowel-incontinence issues, if they're leaving trails of shit all over the store. If it's someone old, they're not too likely to notice they're leaving it everywhere, especially if they have olfactory issues as well, and can't smell it. I had a similar experience with a "shit weasel" in a locked car, and...well, it wasn't pleasant. Fortunately, it wasn't my car, because it was BAD. It cost quite a bit to have the car's upholstery cleaned.

                I feel awful for your manager. What a pain in the ass to have to clean up after that.

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                • #9
                  Quoth dalesys View Post
                  An electric fence charger is your friend...

                  (modern ones are current-limited to safe levels, but they will get your attention!)
                  As Ren & Stimpy taught us...

                  Don't Whiz On
                  The Electric Fence!
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                  • #10
                    No matter how long I live, I will never understand anyone who pees or... even worse anywhere in public (that is not a public toilet). Seriously, how can you just "relieve yourself" in a changing room or a store? And just leave the mess there? I don't get it. Doing that is so very, very far outside my comfort zone - no matter how much I had to go, doing that would never occur to me. I don't understand how it could occur to anyone.

                    Yuck. I feel sorry for anyone who has ever had to deal with that mess.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth MsCrankypants View Post

                      I feel awful for your manager. What a pain in the ass to have to clean up after that.

                      No pun intended?
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                      • #12
                        No, no. Not at all. I assure you.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth MsCrankypants View Post
                          Eeeeew! That IS gross.

                          It's possible it could be someone (possibly elderly?) with bowel-incontinence issues,
                          That's honestly what I was thinking, we had a really old man in the store that day who seemed to be a bit off... like sadly on the way out mentally. So I was wondering if maybe it was him...

                          Quoth GhostHelwig View Post
                          Seriously, how can you just "relieve yourself" in a changing room or a store? And just leave the mess there? .....((MR SNIPPY WAS HERE)) I don't understand how it could occur to anyone.
                          I understand that some people really do have conditions where they just CAN"T help it... but you'd think that if you had that kind of an accident you would at least try and tell someone ((discretely)) like a manager. I would still be grossed out... but I would feel a little less angry if someone TOLD me and apologized, than just left it as a SURPRISE! and I am sure my manager would have been too.
                          "I'm not smiling because I'm happy. I'm smiling because every time I blink your head explodes!"
                          -Red

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