Quick one, bitchy patient

[MergedLoki]

Alright a quick one.

an older guy comes over from ER for xrays.

so I ask him 'how'd you injure yourself'

he replies 'I tripped and fell on YOUR sidewalk' (said in accusatory/snotty tone)

So I"m thinking *alright he fell outside the hospital*.

so i ask him 'you fell outside of the hospital?'

no. no he didn't. he fell outside of the hotel he's staying at, which is located nowhere NEAR the hospital... Yet apparently it is MY personal fault that mr miserable old windbag can't walk properly.

thats all. (my first actual short post lol I tend to ramble on these things)

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Given his attitude, I'd call that a Prat fall.

*rimshot*

[MergedLoki]

Given his attitude, I'd call that a Prat fall.

*rimshot*

does someone have a giant cane so I can yank you from the stage?

[mandaliz8704]

Given his attitude, I'd call that a Prat fall.

*rimshot*

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

[BookstoreEscapee]

So do own all the sidewalks in your town or just the ones around that hotel?

http://www.instantrimshot.com/

You know we have one of our own, too, right?



There may be no sound but he's awfully cute.

[EvilEmpryss]

Either he's practicing his lines for the lawsuit he's going to file against the hotel, or he found out that you're secretly the heir to the hotel's fortune and you're concealing your identity as a lowly Xray Tech while you wait for your inheritance to come in.

[Merriweather]

Either he's practicing his lines for the lawsuit he's going to file against the hotel, or he found out that you're secretly the heir to the hotel's fortune and you're concealing your identity as a lowly Xray Tech while you wait for your inheritance to come in.

Since he was at a hotel, I'd say he was from out of town, and has decided it's the personal fault of each and every resident of the town (or possibly even the state).

Merriweather

[cinema guy]

or he found out that you're secretly the heir to the hotel's fortune and you're concealing your identity as a lowly Xray Tech while you wait for your inheritance to come in.

MergedLoki, admit it - you are Paris Hilton.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

MergedLoki, admit it - you are Paris Hilton.

There's one difference between MergedLoki and Paris Hilton . . .

MergedLoki has a BRAIN

[MergedLoki]

Either he's practicing his lines for the lawsuit he's going to file against the hotel, or he found out that you're secretly the heir to the hotel's fortune and you're concealing your identity as a lowly Xray Tech while you wait for your inheritance to come in.

*gasp* damn. foiled again. years of planning ruined ruined!

[cinema guy]

There's one difference between MergedLoki and Paris Hilton . . .

MergedLoki has a BRAIN

Good point.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Now we can't assume someone has a brain unless we see concrete evidence.

But apparently, it's illegal to cut open someone's head to get the evidence one needs, or so the judge keeps telling me.

[MergedLoki]

It's only illegal if you're caught lol

[Jay 2K Winger]

It's only illegal if you're caught lol

THAT'S what I keep doing wrong!