Sir I'm Urinating.....

[Retail_Monkey]

Soooooooooooo been a lurker but had to register to post my story.

one day at work i was in need of relief. Out of the corner of my eye I see someone following me to the restroom. In dire need of relief i ignored them to take care of business. After entering the restroom i walk to the urinal and unzip. I feel a presence.

The customer was 2 feet behind me.

SC (Suckoid Customer)
Me (myself & I)

SC: Sir where are the...
Cuting him off
Me: Sir i please ask a sales associate on the sales floor.
SC: But where are the...
Me: Sir this is awkward, Please leave me alone in here.
SC: WHY?????
Me:Sir I'm Urinating.....My pants are unzipped, my mr happy is out and i am urinating. Stop this or i will call a manager or worse.
SC:Butbutbut
Me:hmmhmmhmhmmhmhmhmmhhmmmmm
Sc:But where are the
Me: lalalallalallllaaaaaaaa

Time passes and i zip up.

SC: where are the....
Me: my hands are in need of washing, please step more than 2 feet away from me or leave the room.

Washes hands and ignores the freak.
Walks outside of restroom


SC: Where are the **********.
Me: (Gives friendly directions and lectures on proper bathroom behavior)
SC: Ok can you take me there?
Me: Fine


WTF he was rude and stupid.

[Duncan MacLeod]

I think that can be considered sexual harrassment in the criminal sense. IANAL of course, but maybe someone can enlighten us.

[mandaliz8704]

WTF? You were far more polite than I would have been. I can safely assume that any manager with two halves of a brain cell to rub together would have backed you up 100% in telling that guy to gtfo.

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Please forgive me retail monkey, I so floored to that actually happening that I busted out laughing.

Did the guy complain to management about you?

[LillFilly]

Gods, you really CAN'T get away from them can you?!?

Hee, at least I get a stall!

[SG15Z]

Wow.....does he not know? You never talk in the guys restroom. It is forbidden! Someone needs to show him this vid

[ArcticChicken]

I have never been more grateful that the bathrooms in our store are singles.

[MelodiousBubbles]

Dear gods, I would have decked him. Then again, I would probably deck anyone who got that close to me while I was doing my business.

Then again... I'm a woman and if they're that close to me, it's because they've gone under the stall wall. I would probably kick their face in before they made it, though.

STILL! EWWWW! GTFO the personal space when someone's watering the urinal cake!

[Retail_Monkey]

No he didn't complain. He was just stupid.
I mean come on, the dude rule states once mr is outside no talking!

[dalesys]

Yeah, but us guys can go 'Deliverance' on piss on their leg...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

That video about killed me.

Maybe you should have said, very LOUDLY, "Dude...are you staring at my junk?"

[mattm04]

Gods, you really CAN'T get away from them can you?!?

Hee, at least I get a stall!

I always get a stall because a CW had a customer pester them in the restroom under similar circumstances except the SC waited by the door. The MOD kicked them out shortly their after.

[mikoyan29]

Jesus Christ are they that rude and stupid that they can't figure out where something ease? Most supermarkets or whatever have nice little signs in the aisles......Following someone in the bathroom....

[Canarr]

Wow.....does he not know? You never talk in the guys restroom. It is forbidden! Someone needs to show him this vid

"You know the rules, Newbie. Eyes front, no talking!"

Seriously, that was majorly WTF.

[Pairou]

I'm sorry, it was horrible of me... but I giggled. A lot.

Sometimes people just NEED things. Or they stop breathing. They DIE. You don't want them to DIE from lack of (useless item) do you?

You jerk.